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Got an hour to burn til my next class:

Which NFL/NBA player would be the best:

1. Chef

2. Weatherman

3. President

4. the OVERALL STUD
Rules:

-they have to be currently playing for an NBA/NFL team. No old players.

-NO research! Don't look up who actually **** cooks or whatever in the NFL or the NBA.

-one pick for each category.

-the overall stud must be the best qualified for all three of those jobs. Its hypothetical and he won't actually be doing all three at once, but you should explain how his sporty ass can do all of that stuff.


MY PICKS FOR YA:

1. EDDY CURRY!!

2. Antonio Cromartie

3. Tom Brady

4. Ray Lewis!

PICKS FIRST! Good luck.


Chef: Pau Gasol

He just seems so cultured and like he can do anything. Spanish people are good cooks too, and make good food.

Eddy Curry probably eats stuff like fried chicken and grape drink from KFC everyday. I don't think he is cooking his own food.



Weatherman: Steve Nash

You have to have some charisma and be likeable to be a weatherman. Plus some brains to deliver the weather. We all know Nash is great in front of a camera too!

Cromartie is an idiot, very unlikeable, and talks with no class and has no charisma.



President: Jermey Lin

The kid went to Harvard for economics or something, and has some charisma. I want a smart person to be the President, and Lin qualifies.



Overall: Peyton Manning

Funny on camera, and a ton of charisma and comes across intelligent, so can be President and Weatherman. Plus spent all last year doing nothing, so I'm sure he spent some time cooking around the house or something. He has been married for a long time, so he must do some cooking.

Ray Lewis doesn't come across capable of doing any of the other three jobs. Too rough and tough and mean.


Chef Challenge!

How can you say Pau is a better chef than Eddy Curry? Pau looks like the guy eats carrots and potatoes for dinner every night. There's a reason why he was so damn scrawny for a while.

Now **** Eddy Curry on the other hands got all the good stuff down on his repertoire. Steaks, burgers, all kinds of good meat. You don't get that big without knowing how hold one GREAT ASS BBQ.

Weatherman!

There was only one reason I picked Cromartie: the guy has 8 wives and 10 kids. The guy has family practically everywhere. He's got mysterious kids popping from nowhere. His random 8th son probably sends him messages about the Chicago or New York weather sucking balls. His family line branches throughout the entire country! He's GOT TO know about the weather everywhere. Plus he can show the ladys a good time on TV.

Tom Brady: The ideal, good looking white man running for President. Former football stud, model, hot wife, he has it ALL. The guys smart, holds presence, and demands respect. Thats a man right there.

Ran out of space. MTC!


Chef

You get fat by eating junk food and fastfood. The man doesn't know how to cook, and if he did, all he would do is deep fry everything.

Cultured people like Gasol cook proper food. Gasol could probably cook some nice fancy food like escargot, as well as do a steak. He would have a wider variety of food.


Weatherman

Isn't cute how you think Cromartie actually talks to his kids and their mothers? The damn **** just gets them pregnant, he doesn't father them. He can't even name all their names. He is a genuine ****. No one wants him on their tv.

The weatherman is suppose to be a nice likeable figure. They go to the local zoo when an event is on and deliver the weather. Nash is likeable and witty and perfect for this job.


President

Yeah, the President needs some brains. Lin being a Harvard economist grad can probably come up with an idea on how to fix the economy or something. Plus loads of charisma.

Brady left his pregnant girlfriend. People are jealous of his perfect life too. Nobody will vote for him. He is one of the most hated athletes outside of the New England region.

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August 29, 2012  10:56 AM ET
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Its going to take a while to finish this maybe.

August 29, 2012  11:40 AM ET
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Voted right...for the President and Overall picks. Nice job. :)

August 29, 2012  01:29 PM ET
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Originally posted 11:40 AM ET  08.29 by Sweets

Voted right...for the President and Overall picks. Nice job. :)

Give me time to refute :[

August 29, 2012  03:26 PM ET
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Leaning right so far. Good job by Argos in agrument 1. Waiting for left's rebuttal.

August 29, 2012  03:35 PM ET
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Originally posted 01:29 PM ET  08.29 by harrisplz

Give me time to refute :[

I can always change my vote... :)

August 29, 2012  04:29 PM ET
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Its kinda messed up that he just ignored my "pick first" statement. oh well.

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August 29, 2012  04:38 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:29 PM ET  08.29 by harrisplz

Its kinda messed up that he just ignored my "pick first" statement. oh well.

Our neighbors to the North are very friendly, but they don't take direction well.

August 29, 2012  06:56 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:31 PM ET  08.29 by Flambo Gus

Yeah, it would've only been a waste of 1000 characters.

Its only because I didnt get to defend my picks :[

August 29, 2012  06:56 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:29 PM ET  08.29 by harrisplz

Its kinda messed up that he just ignored my "pick first" statement. oh well.

I totally missed that.

August 29, 2012  06:57 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:31 PM ET  08.29 by Just another DJ

Economics or something.

No research allowed, so I think it was economics but it could be something else.

August 29, 2012  06:57 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:38 PM ET  08.29 by MattUSA

Our neighbors to the North are very friendly, but they don't take direction well.

No, we don't.

Nobody tells us what to do!!!

August 29, 2012  07:53 PM ET
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Originally posted 06:57 PM ET  08.29 by Argos.

No, we don't.Nobody tells us what to do!!!

Except the French and/or British.

August 29, 2012  08:16 PM ET
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August 29, 2012  11:06 PM ET
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If Cromartie has not figured out the whole condom "wrap that rascal" idea -No chance he tackles Doppler radar technology

 
August 29, 2012  11:50 PM ET
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Very fun topic.
Argos' choices are stronger (especially Lin for prez).

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