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  • 09/04/2012, 10:44PM ET

Who cares about Chad Johnson?

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I def. don't.

How is this guy still a topic of conversation?

Did anybody see him grab a "playbook for dummies" @ Books-a-million?

Plsase checkout his professional bullriding event on youtube, major laughs.


Chad Johnson cares about Chad Johnson.

A lot.


Yeah, but who cares?


Chad Johnson.


Duh.


The reason I made this td is this... I saw DJ and somebody arguing this on the td board...
http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/670841-will-any-team-take-a-chanc e-on-chad-johnson?category_id=17

pretty wack... Ocho's best bet is Survivor Series, especially with those head butts..

Deadspin did an article on the infamous "headbutt" in Mi-A-o. Chad Johnson's dumbass got caught buying condoms. #true.story


Since we're talking nonsense, and I've already told you twice who cares about Chad Johnson... with thanks and apologies to Lewis Carroll.


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'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought -
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

September 4, 2012  10:47 PM ET

#hating/Iknow

but still

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September 5, 2012  12:21 AM ET
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didn't realize he was a topic of conversation until you brought him up

Look on the td board, why i said it.

September 5, 2012  12:22 AM ET

I'm giving you publicity, dj. Calm Down!

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September 5, 2012  07:04 AM ET

You just can't argue with clear thought and argument.

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