- 09/08/2012, 12:06AM ET
..PCH// said 09/08, 12:06 AM
1 per round..
my first pick is an easy one. I have none other than Mr. Barry Horowitz!
This guy use to trip me out whenever he'd pat himself on the back.
Barry Horowitz is the DEFINTION of a "jobber".
Jim Ross's reaction to Barry Horowitz beating Skip, circa 1995.
???Horowitz beat em! Can you believe it? Horowitz has defeated Skip! Barry Horowitz has just won his first match here in the WWF! This crowd is shocked, the people are standing!???
???How are they going to explain this in the record books????
7#bag _ Com said 09/13, 11:50 PM
MY top pick, again, sorry for taking so long.
Just like Barry got his push, so did Mikey, but no one, and I mean NO ONE means jobber in ecw more than mikey.
Until Cactus dragged him out to the ring and MADE him a fighter.
..PCH// said 09/14, 12:32 AM
come on, guy!
baby blue is looking like doo doo, on your shoulders.
Yeah, Whipwreck, he sucked. Very true statement.
Horowitz went like 6 or 7 years without a win.
I bet Horowitz overall record is like W/100-L/20,000
The only reason i gave him 100, is because of independant promotions, and some special apperances he's done.
my next pick...
another easy one.. the Brooklyn Brawler. I remember when i was a llittle kid and seeing him on the shows they had back then. He'd always come out with those ripped up jeans. haha His music hit, you know there was an "L" about to be written on the board.
I mean, the dude was Doink the clown for a brief period.
7#bag _ Com said 09/14, 08:59 PM
The Brooklyn Brawler was NO jobber
He simply didn't have the right management.
To catch up the noobs on here. (And unlike my esteemed opponent, I won't have to wiki this)
Bobby the Brain Heenan, the GOAT manager in W/WWF/E history, was being killed by one of his former charges, for putting him in a (legit) cruddy gimmick.
BtBH stated he could make anyone a winner- and took STEVE LOMBARDI - a legit jobber. And made him the BrOoklyn Brawler- who did have a very good W/L record until Heenan stopped managing him.
Wrong guy Peachy, like having Oz as a great big man.
The guys that were on the wrong side of more double teams than Missy Hyatt
The Beverly Brothers.
..PCH// said 09/16, 05:14 AM
Yeah, the Beverly Brothers.
I def. remember those horrid purple pants, they had stars as well.
my last pick....
current star.. Heath Slater...
On the January 6, 2012 episode of SmackDown, Slater lost to Hornswoggle in an Over the Top Rope challenge.
that says a lot!
this summer, Heath, lost to DDP, Vader, Rikishi, Sid Vicious, and even frkn DOINK.
Anyways, Heath's a good show, but he's a scrub at the end of the day.
I almost forgot, he lost to LITA on Raw's 1,000th episode. A women? wow,
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