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  • 09/08/2012, 12:06AM ET

Friday night SMACKDOWN... Biggest Losers edition (rastli'N)

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my first pick is an easy one. I have none other than Mr. Barry Horowitz!

This guy use to trip me out whenever he'd pat himself on the back.

Barry Horowitz is the DEFINTION of a "jobber".

Jim Ross's reaction to Barry Horowitz beating Skip, circa 1995.

???Horowitz beat em! Can you believe it? Horowitz has defeated Skip! Barry Horowitz has just won his first match here in the WWF! This crowd is shocked, the people are standing!???

???How are they going to explain this in the record books????


MY top pick, again, sorry for taking so long.

I'll take

Mikey Whipwreck.

Just like Barry got his push, so did Mikey, but no one, and I mean NO ONE means jobber in ecw more than mikey.

Until Cactus dragged him out to the ring and MADE him a fighter.


WEEK LATER...

come on, guy!

baby blue is looking like doo doo, on your shoulders.

Yeah, Whipwreck, he sucked. Very true statement.

Horowitz went like 6 or 7 years without a win.

I bet Horowitz overall record is like W/100-L/20,000
The only reason i gave him 100, is because of independant promotions, and some special apperances he's done.

my next pick...

another easy one.. the Brooklyn Brawler. I remember when i was a llittle kid and seeing him on the shows they had back then. He'd always come out with those ripped up jeans. haha His music hit, you know there was an "L" about to be written on the board.

I mean, the dude was Doink the clown for a brief period.


The Brooklyn Brawler was NO jobber

He simply didn't have the right management.

To catch up the noobs on here. (And unlike my esteemed opponent, I won't have to wiki this)

Bobby the Brain Heenan, the GOAT manager in W/WWF/E history, was being killed by one of his former charges, for putting him in a (legit) cruddy gimmick.

BtBH stated he could make anyone a winner- and took STEVE LOMBARDI - a legit jobber. And made him the BrOoklyn Brawler- who did have a very good W/L record until Heenan stopped managing him.

Wrong guy Peachy, like having Oz as a great big man.

My pick?

The guys that were on the wrong side of more double teams than Missy Hyatt

The Beverly Brothers.


Yeah, the Beverly Brothers.


I def. remember those horrid purple pants, they had stars as well.


my last pick....

current star.. Heath Slater...

On the January 6, 2012 episode of SmackDown, Slater lost to Hornswoggle in an Over the Top Rope challenge.

that says a lot!

haha

this summer, Heath, lost to DDP, Vader, Rikishi, Sid Vicious, and even frkn DOINK.

Anyways, Heath's a good show, but he's a scrub at the end of the day.

I almost forgot, he lost to LITA on Raw's 1,000th episode. A women? wow,


Well, I've gone ECW
I've gone Tag Team

Now its time for the OG JTTS

The Man who made the template for the guy that gets squished to every debuting Big Man

Paul Roma's hero
Mike Enos' favorite

S.D. Jones

September 8, 2012  01:28 AM ET

Great pick. The pats on the back were hilarious. I loved how a lot of the old-school jobbers used to have mini gimmicks.

September 8, 2012  03:38 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Great pick. The pats on the back were hilarious. I loved how a lot of the old-school jobbers used to have mini gimmicks.

Barry Horowitz wasn't a bad wrestler, really. He just didn't have the appeal Vince was looking for. I saw Horowitz fight EVERYBODY, all the legends.

September 8, 2012  06:36 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Barry Horowitz wasn't a bad wrestler, really. He just didn't have the appeal Vince was looking for. I saw Horowitz fight EVERYBODY, all the legends.

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September 9, 2012  03:48 AM ET

^there you go!!! haha

September 10, 2012  12:14 PM ET

Brooklyn Brawler

September 12, 2012  01:16 AM ET

Nice job, David.

September 12, 2012  11:36 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Nice job, David.

He still has 5 minutes to get an agrument up......... ;^D

September 12, 2012  12:09 PM ET

Sorry if it ruins the TD, but nobody finishes these wrestling ones anyways, so I'm going to treat it like a discussion forum until an opponent takes the wrestling TD semi-serious enough to put up all arguments.

Best jobber of all time in my opinion: Iron Mike Sharpe (HM Brooklyn Brawler)

September 12, 2012  01:10 PM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Sorry if it ruins the TD, but nobody finishes these wrestling ones anyways, so I'm going to treat it like a discussion forum until an opponent takes the wrestling TD semi-serious enough to put up all arguments. Best jobber of all time in my opinion: Iron Mike Sharpe (HM Brooklyn Brawler)

Iron Mike not even top 5.

September 12, 2012  01:10 PM ET

*isn't

September 12, 2012  01:33 PM ET

I would go with ''Iron" Mike Steele. Dude was invited into the ring for King Hakus coronation. It gets no bigger than that for a jobber lol. Also, greatest 1 appearance jobber was Super Ninja on SNME. Fought warrior for about 2 minutes. I think it might have been Heenan lol.

September 13, 2012  05:38 AM ET

Wishes for a quick and full recovery to Jerry 'The King' Lawyer after he suffered a heart attack during Raw on the 10th!!!

September 13, 2012  11:54 AM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Wishes for a quick and full recovery to Jerry 'The King' Lawyer after he suffered a heart attack during Raw on the 10th!!!

Indeed. The guy's a legend in the wrestling business.

September 13, 2012  11:57 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Sorry if it ruins the TD, but nobody finishes these wrestling ones anyways, so I'm going to treat it like a discussion forum until an opponent takes the wrestling TD semi-serious enough to put up all arguments. Best jobber of all time in my opinion: Iron Mike Sharpe (HM Brooklyn Brawler)

Gotta love Iron Mike Sharpe.

Ha - I remember he was even a guest on Piper's Pit one week.

September 13, 2012  11:57 AM ET
QUOTE(#9):

Iron Mike not even top 5.

Bite your tongue.

September 13, 2012  12:06 PM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Wishes for a quick and full recovery to Jerry 'The King' Lawyer after he suffered a heart attack during Raw on the 10th!!!

*LAWLER

September 13, 2012  12:11 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Bite your tongue.

That's cause I don't consider Iron Mike a loser.


He had a good push that reulted in title match before Vince turned him jobber.


Although, once Vince turned him jobber he DID lose A LOT!!!

September 13, 2012  12:13 PM ET

Vince did the same thing to Tiger Chun Lee.

Big push resulting in a title match and then job city the rest of his career.

September 13, 2012  12:13 PM ET

QUAD!

 
September 13, 2012  12:18 PM ET

Wait a second, come to think of it. The exact same thing just happened to Jack Swagger except he actually won athe heavyweight title before going job city......

And the Miz, at least for a while before he won the Intercont Belt a few weeks ago or was it the Us Belt. I can't keep those secondary belts straight anymore.

Meanwhile, Swagger up and quit or something last week. Maybe he'll come back with a renewed push???

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