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  • 09/23/2012, 07:55AM ET

The bartender in 'Groundhog Day' knew something

J-Business (91-73-24) vs And the Prophecy Read (43-15-5)


Remember the scene in Groundhog Day in which Bill Murray's character is trying to romance his fellow reporter.
There's a scene in which the bartender looks at him and shows a small grin. I think he knew, maybe he was also in the time loop

Anyway, which NFL team is real?

The Philadelphia Eagles or the Arizona Cardinals
Both teams are 2-0 and heading into the game with two close wins

In fact, Yahoo Sports and SI have them both ranked as top 7 teams in the NFL

I'll say the Eagles are real and the Cardinals are frauds

The Eagles lead the league in offensive yds per game (471) and if not for turnovers, would be much higher in pts per game

On defense, the Eagles have the 4th best passing defense and are tied for the league lead in INT

The Cardinals on the other hand have the 3rd worst passing attack and the 5th worst rushing

On def, they are 5th in pts per game but this is misleading
The Cards are ranked 14th in rushing def and 10th passing
So in reality, they aren't the 5th best defense

Last but not least, the Cards aren't going anywhere with Kolb
103 yds per game, 6 yds per pass

Bottom line, The Eagles are real and the Cards are frauds

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September 23, 2012  10:57 AM ET

I'm not sure either team is real, but would agree that the Eagles are more real than the Cards.

September 23, 2012  03:29 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

I'm not sure either team is real, but would agree that the Eagles are more real than the Cards.

This.

September 23, 2012  06:09 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

I'm not sure either team is real, but would agree that the Eagles are more real than the Cards.

Maybe not so much. The Eagles blow.

September 23, 2012  06:11 PM ET

How's that 20 game win streak working out business?

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September 23, 2012  06:48 PM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Yeah.No excuse for the current 24-3 Cardinals lead.I bought into Philly even with all the turnovers and whatnot, but if they end this game getting pounded by Arizona then either the Cards are WAY better than anyone guessed or the Eagles blow big time.Or both.

The Cards are good. Not as good as the Eagles are making them look, that D is alot better than I thought they were going to be going into the season. It's still early in the season and all that other junk, but being born and raised in Philly I feel compelled to say the following:

Fire big red.

Trade Vick.

Go back to the kelly greens.

September 23, 2012  07:14 PM ET
QUOTE(#7):

The Cards are good. Not as good as the Eagles are making them look, that D is alot better than I thought they were going to be going into the season. It's still early in the season and all that other junk, but being born and raised in Philly I feel compelled to say the following:Fire big red.Trade Vick. Go back to the kelly greens.

Move 'em to LA while they're at it.

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September 23, 2012  07:50 PM ET
QUOTE(#9):

Definitely agree that Vick needs to go. But that monster contract he has would make a trade fairly difficult, I would imagine. Especially considering how terrible Vick has looked for the majority of 2012.Reid I would hang on to, but that's just my opinion. I think he just needs way better assistant coaches.But what is the kelly greens? Is that an old stadium or something? Something pre-Linc?

Vick's contract gives the Eagles an out after this season. Kelly green is the color green the Eagles used before going to this midnight green. The Vet was the pre linc stadium, I wish there was a way of bringing it back. It was literally a **** hole, but intimidating as hell.

I was half joking with getting rid of Reid, Vick too for that matter. But this stuff has got to end. I like the assistants as a whole, just not Marty Mornhinweg. They need someone to call plays on O that isn't so pass happy.

I really like Andy, think he's better than alot of people give him credit for, possibly the best tuesday through saturday coach in the league. But come sunday his brain goes to ****.

Come tomorrow my tune will prolly change, but for now, worst team in the NFL.

September 23, 2012  09:36 PM ET

I'm surprised a certain TDWh0re hasn't picked up this daisy yet.

September 23, 2012  09:42 PM ET
QUOTE(#12):

I'm surprised a certain TDWh0re hasn't picked up this daisy yet.

2 easy win attempts a day too much?

September 23, 2012  09:47 PM ET
QUOTE(#13):

2 easy win attempts a day too much?

I gather he is getting in Typing-shape for his TD with Jim, fixing his grammar, triple checking his stats and brushing up on his spelling....

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September 24, 2012  01:06 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

How's that 20 game win streak working out business?

They played hard.

September 24, 2012  01:26 AM ET

Easy win attempt by right...

September 24, 2012  01:28 AM ET

Well damn. The easy win attempt has already been pointed out.

September 24, 2012  01:40 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Yeah.No excuse for the current 24-3 Cardinals lead.I bought into Philly even with all the turnovers and whatnot, but if they end this game getting pounded by Arizona then either the Cards are WAY better than anyone guessed or the Eagles blow big time.Or both.

I think I'll go with BOTH!

 
September 24, 2012  01:41 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

I'm not sure either team is real, but would agree that the Eagles are more real than the Cards.

Ray Horton sure is making a name as a DC in Arizona

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