Throwdowns > Forfeited

HighwayCrossingFrog said 09/29, 05:25 PM
1. any 30er that beats up an 80er..
Yeah.. Pedro vs zimmerman.
that was the funniest thing on toast.
but what was pedro suppose to do?
the guy was charging at him!
don.. I love you man..
but at some point in all of our lives.
deep down, you have to know when you no longer have that luuuxiourious option of knocking some teeth in.

2. Any 42er that beats up a 22er..
yeah.. Nolan ryan vs robin ventura..
mad respect

3. McSorley vs random black nhl player.
before the game.. Mcsorley went up to him,
"my brother told you. Not to step foot on an ice rink again"
and then.
the next moment.
its like a re_enactment of last of the mohicans..
mcsorley hits him as hard as he can with the hockey stick.Right in his F ing ear.
when mcsorely was in college.
he started the white boys only reading club:)

4. South korean dodger pitcher.
some dude is rushing the mound on him.
and he does the most beautiful jumping side kick.Spike in all.
the other manager goes,
"ii cant belive a pitcher would use spikes in a fight!"
DUDE. in bar fights anything goes!
i might start strangling a guy with a condom.
if i thought it helps

HighwayCrossingFrog said 10/01, 10:37 AM
Ok..
since you did 5..
i will save a special mental breakdown for last..
the indiana pacers vs detroit fans..
i have 2 favourite moments..
1. This little fat detroit fan rushes out on court, wanting to open up a can of whoop a__ss..
and then just gets absolutely drilled in the face by an indiana pacer almost 15 inches taller than him..
little fat dude from detroit.. Dont ever get in a fight with a guy 15 inches taller than you.. You wont win it!
2. After ron artest gets hit in the head with a bottle..
he starts jumping over seats like a hurdler on crack, trying to find the punk..
then he charges at a dorky fan with glasses..
you can see the dorks life flash before his eyes..
the glasses dude, shizzles his pants.. And then throws up his hands and screams "I SURRENDER!!!"..
shortly before artest whacks him as hard as he can in the face..
DORKY FAN.. if you see ron artest running at you.. START RUNNING THE FU__k__c out of there!