Throwdowns > Closed

The Uppercut said 10/10, 10:23 PM
More Americans also like Fox News instead of real news, or ranch dressing over green goddess. They prefer Big Macs over vegetable medleys. They prefer a Michael Bay blow 'em up over a gem directed by Darren Aronofsky.

Point is, most Americans are fu**ing stupid. As s*it. They are lazy, hapless losers who reminisce about HS football until they are dead, drink excessively, and are fat.

What is NASCAR? Driving in a circle. That shart excites a typical American. They can shovel fried pickles and ranch dressing into their mouths and daydream about being able to do what these idiots do!

Soccer, on the other hand, is running. No way Joseph. Running sucks to most of 'Murica. That involves burning ranch calories, or putting on shoes. No rebel flag loving hillbilly wants any part of that. And Soccer is socialist. Everyone shares the ball? Please. None of this muslim Ubama BS in my sports world. I want 1 man, 1 car, 1 track, and the big one.

Soccer obviously is less popular, the numbers say so. But why, is the question? Back to you, Brick.

I'm Uppercut?

The Uppercut said 10/12, 01:16 PM
Okay, let's make some things clear. Insinuating I don't like my country and my fellow Americans is more offensive than anything in my satirical 1st "argument". Just because I have the ability to not sugarcoat my country into this fake world of perfection doesn't declare that I dislike it. I love my country but guess what? I don't love everyone in it.

That said, Aronofsky was born in Brooklyn, bro. Nothing french or gay about him. But you are more cultured than I, as you stated, so....

Back to the issue at hand. I am asking why is NASCAR more popular? And the point of my argument can be broken down.

1. We are a country without patience. Like, none. Everything is fast, from the food to the internet. Look at how we react to politics. If everything isn't fixed immediately, anarchy. People just don't have the patience for a skilled sport like soccer.

2. Inability to accept difference. Sadly, we are still filled with a lot of people that are afraid of difference. Homophobia, foreigners, etc. Soccer's main stars are not American. That connection is just not there with the masses.

Running out of room. Much more to come when you post your next arg in 38 hours.

D-Wreck said 10/12, 01:30 PM
This is satire? "Point is, most Americans are fu**ing stupid. As s*it. They are lazy, hapless losers who reminisce about HS football until they are dead, drink excessively, and are fat."

I never said Aronofsky wasn't born in America. Or that I was cultured. Your reading comprehension is I guess "American" by your own standards. What I was implying is that you enjoy watching gay French porn.

1) You claim Americans like things that are only "fast". Then how come they can sit through a 4 hour BORING baseball game but can't stomach 90 minutes of soccer? Soccer is the defintion of fast. The play is fast, the match is fast, and the clock never stops. Sorry, but I need to ask, have you ever watched a soccer game before? Boring maybe, but it is a fast boring.

2) Sorry, you are an idiot. America is probably the most open, accepting society in the world. It is a nation based on differences. Overall, we accept everyone, even tards like you. Go to England. Most racist society in Europe. China? If you're from a different province they look at you wrong. Africa? Wrong tribe and your dead. America? Oh, you're a one eyed, legless Pakastani, let's grab some Starbucks together.