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  • 11/02/2012, 12:40PM ET

Lebron James is better than Kevin Durant.

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To decide which one is better, I looked into their stats.

Obviously Kevin Durant, 3 time scoring champion, is the superior scorer.

Lebron has the superior defense, passing, rebounding, and winning.

In the 2012 finals here are their stats:

Lebron James: 28.6 PPG, 10.2 TRB, 7.4 APG, 1.6 SPG, and 44.0 MPG

Kevin Durant: 30.6 PPG, 6.0 TRB, 2.2 APG, 1.4 SPG, and 42.6 MPG

Durant might be a 3 time scoring champion, but Lebron is a 3 time MVP.

Lebron is better.

Anybody disagree?


I urgently received a phone call from the king of kings (Not King James, he's a fake king), Mr. S. He was upset about an open TD and he encouraged me to accept it and put this pimple popping, fantasy playing, lotion buying, Twilight movie watching, no muscles, skinny geek in his place.

Enough of Lebron James and Kevin Durant. Its time you stopped watching the NBA and started getting into the gym, lifting weights, and then went out scouring the clubs for trim.

This is what real men do, they don't sit home on a Friday night and watch streetball. Arnie finds this behavior unacceptable, and will tolerate it anymore. As a demigod, it is well know that even Arnie cannot fight his eventual fate of death, but once there, he will reclaim his throne from that nancy boy, god.

Until this happens, his mission is to put a stop to you nerds and your NBA talk. I as his advisor and right hand man pass along this message and put a stamp of approval on it.

Now, we order you to forfeit this TD and straighten your sad, pathetic life out. It's a tragedy to see what you've become. Bow down and honor your eventual god, Mr. S, the king of kings.


I was sick to my stomach. I was throwing up all day and all i could do was sit around all day.

Believe me, I play basketball with my friends on Friday afternoon's.

I just couldn't do it on Friday.

Now i order you to forfeit this TD, and bow down to the almighty God.


You will listen to what Mr. S says, little boy. The king of kings has commanded you.


No, you shall listen to the almighty god.

He has commanded you.


You are unfunny, and as such, Mr. S has another message for you.

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November 2, 2012  01:29 PM ET
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Originally posted 12:54 PM ET  11.02 by Stormy Rottman

Wow.

Agreed.....

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November 2, 2012  03:42 PM ET
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Originally posted 01:51 PM ET  11.02 by Longrod VonHugendong

Next up in the series: Peyton Manning is better than Philip Rivers.

Predict Tom Brady.

November 2, 2012  03:46 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:42 PM ET  11.02 by El Diablo

Predict Tom Brady.

Predict yo momma.

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November 2, 2012  04:21 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:18 PM ET  11.02 by Andy Roo

not even really similar players. Obviously LeBron provides more for his team atm.

Does atm mean at the moment?

November 2, 2012  04:59 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:21 PM ET  11.02 by CJ H.

Does atm mean at the moment?

Its a machine that you can get cash out of. Duh.

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November 2, 2012  05:02 PM ET
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Originally posted 03:46 PM ET  11.02 by TnerB57

Predict yo momma.

One does not simply predict yo momma.

November 2, 2012  05:03 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:21 PM ET  11.02 by CJ H.

Does atm mean at the moment?

You should look it up on urban dictionary.

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November 2, 2012  05:07 PM ET
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Originally posted 05:04 PM ET  11.02 by Win TWINS!!!

damn... you ninja'd me.

I thought about posting the meaning, but figured I'm nearing the allowable deleted comment threshold for the day...

November 2, 2012  05:34 PM ET
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Originally posted 04:59 PM ET  11.02 by Mondo Jay

Its a machine that you can get cash out of. Duh.

It also means Ass to Mouth.

Go figure.

 
November 2, 2012  05:48 PM ET
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Originally posted 05:34 PM ET  11.02 by BM.

It also means Ass to Mouth.Go figure.

Ninja'd

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