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  • 01/19/2013, 01:15AM ET

Manti Te'O shoulda been on Catfish.

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Either way this sh8ts weird.

You can say, "Poor Manti", or you can say, "what a liar".

Anyway you look at it, it's weird.

Manti had an "online" girlfriend? lmao

Are you kidding me?

I know one thing, if I was a starting linebacker at Notre Dame, the LAST thing on my mind would be an internet girlfriend. If you havn't seen MTV's catfish, then watch it!!!!!


Catfish? Maybe...

It's more likely he needs to spend a little time at "Refuge" in Memphis, Tennessee. Google it.


Oh, and read this...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/michelangelo-signorile/if-manti-teo-is-gay_b_2501 924.html


I'm good man. Online girlfriends are jokes. They usually tip the scales @ 350 lbs.


I think you're confusing on-line dating with chatrooms. A survey conducted in 2010 found that 17% of marriages that occurred in the 3 years prior were between people that met online. I doubt the brides in those cases "usually" tipped the scales @ 350 lbs. Now, back to the subject at hand...

As many have said, either Manti Te'o is the most socially inept and most gullible college football star to ever grace a college campus or he's lying.

I'll go with the latter. However, it didn't have anything to do with public sympathy or the Heisman trophy. It was a cover-up for his "alternate" lifestyle. Manti Te'o is a football player. While the homosexual lifestyle is accepted nearly everywhere these days, how many NFL players do you know of that have come out of the closet? Then there's the whole Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints thing as well as attendance of a well-known Catholic university. Te'o had a lot to lose if he was outed.

Questions arise. Primarily, why have we never seen this superstar with any girls? The idea of actually dating a female sickened him to the point that he launched a clever ruse to create a fake girlfriend...


Bro, lmao, if you marry someone ONLINE, you're a complete an utter tool in my book.

Catfish was calling TEO..

Maybe then he wouldn't have pulled one over on the normal college football fan.


Bro, what if you meet Bar Refaeli online? Are you still a tool?

Anyway, that's nothing. I knew a guy that met a girl online while deployed to Afghanistan. Online chat turned into Skype sessions. Skype sessions led to a Skype wedding. No joke. He'd never even met the girl face to face. And in case you're wondering, yes, they consummated the marriage via Skype as well. The guy in the room next to him (thin, plywood walls) verified it.

But at least that chick actually existed...

Not only did Te'o's girl not exist, but then he killed her off. Reminds me of when I was 4. I had a pet rock. He died. So I buried him in the backyard.

Either Te'o is the most gullible individual to ever complete a college education at a well-respected institution of higher-learning or he lied. Only reason to lie about it is if you're covering something up. Like your sexual orientation. Nobody is stupid enough to think you're going to get handed the Heisman just because someone died.

Forget Catfish. This is something out of the old Jerry Springer episodes. "I'm gay, but I covered it up by creating a fake on-line girlfriend, and then I murdered her."

January 19, 2013  11:12 AM ET

I wonder if he told her he was Mormon, and therefore was allowed more than one imaginary girl friend.

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January 19, 2013  12:44 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

A pretty ignorant comment...

I chuckled a bit. What was so ignorant about it? Aside from the fact that he attends a Catholic university...

January 19, 2013  03:36 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

A pretty ignorant comment...

Of all the post on fannation, this is the one that you draw the line on?

Now that's funny.

January 19, 2013  03:57 PM ET
QUOTE(#2):

A pretty ignorant comment...

I'd listen to this people.....

there's nobody on FN who knows more about ignorant comments.

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January 19, 2013  10:37 PM ET

Falcons 2 the SB? `PCH said 01/19, 06:21 PM
I'm good man. Online girlfriends are jokes. They usually tip the scales @ 350 lbs.


They usually have beards too.

January 19, 2013  10:37 PM ET
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They usually have beards too.

That was comment # 6 verbatim.

Why it was deleted I will never know.

January 19, 2013  10:38 PM ET
QUOTE(#8):

That was comment # 6 verbatim.Why it was deleted I will never know.

Vulgar abuse of moderating power, I suppose.

January 19, 2013  10:39 PM ET

What is it about the suggestion of bearded catfish that would be so offensive?

January 19, 2013  10:40 PM ET

Could it be a disturbing mental image?

January 19, 2013  10:40 PM ET

Possibly homophobic moderators?

January 19, 2013  10:41 PM ET

Maybe the concept just hit too close to home?

January 19, 2013  10:41 PM ET
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Maybe the concept just hit too close to home?

Would that mean that this site is moderated by 350lb bearded "women"?

January 19, 2013  10:41 PM ET
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Would that mean that this site is moderated by 350lb bearded "women"?

Do they peruse the internet looking for the next Manti Te'o?

January 19, 2013  10:42 PM ET
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Do they peruse the internet looking for the next Manti Te'o?

Maybe Lennay Kekua was portrayed by our very own moderators?

January 19, 2013  10:43 PM ET
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Maybe Lennay Kekua was portrayed by our very own moderators?

No... I don't believe they are nearly that clever.

January 19, 2013  10:44 PM ET
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No... I don't believe they are nearly that clever.

Just a bunch of narrow-minded, easily-offended desk jockeys who get off on the delete button.

January 20, 2013  06:37 AM ET

Logged on and saw that there were 13 new comments on this throwdown. Realized (Un) was just having a conversation with himself. Still leaving satisfied...

 
January 20, 2013  08:16 AM ET
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Logged on and saw that there were 13 new comments on this throwdown. Realized (Un) was just having a conversation with himself. Still leaving satisfied...

I DFan'd it!

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