- 04/15/2013, 06:29PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 04/15, 06:33 PM
1. Pedro Martinez as my ace
2. Roger Clemens
3. Curt schilling
6. I'd put smoltzie in as a starter
8. Randy Johnson
9. David wells
10. Wakefield just to mess up opposing teams
3. Joel zumaya in his prime
4. Eric gagne in his prime
5. John rocker in his prime
6. Trevor Hoffman.
7. Billy Wagner.
8. Kyle farnsworh
9. Flash Gordon
10. El Duce Hernandez, nasty stuff, more of my middle reliever, clutch!!!
2. Sammy Sosa
3. Barry bonds
5. Manny Ramirez
6. Big papi
7. Mo Vaughn
8. Ken Griffey
9. Jim thome, clevander
My ball park
I'd have to go with Miami
My guys would be more happy there
My cheer leaders
Blonde Puerto Ricans
Beer on draft
Hot dogs with extra ketchup and onions.
rather be in the national league
I would take turns resting a slugger
Al east wears down pitchers
The NL west/worst is too boring
NL east is fun
braves will always push my team to excellence:)
Me of course
2. Mancuso, skier
OlderthanDirt said 04/17, 03:46 PM
Since you never stated whether we were restricted in any fashion I will go with these guys:
Starters: I will make 3 changes, take off David Wells, Justin Verlander and Tim Wakefield....add Roy Halladay, Tim Hudson and Andy Pettitte. Will argue why later, if need be.
In the Bullpen: Take off Rocker, ZoomZoom, El Duque and Farnsworth. .... add..K Rod, Craig Kimbrell , Jose Valverde and Lee Smith.
Sluggers: Since roids don't matter here: First lets trade Mo Vaughn out for Rafael Palmeiro. Next I will sit Big Papi down for The Big Hurt, Frank Thomas.
And there is NO WAY in HELL that your guys would rather play in Miami's ballpark over one more traditional. Hell , Miami can't sell out a crowd if you promised them free rum and strippers.
My ballpark , I'll go with Busch Stadium. They fill the seats on a nightly basis and the fan base is incredible there.
I know my next selections are heavily biased but you can't argue with success.
GM John Scheurholz
Manager Tony LaRussa
Assistant Manager Bobby Cox
Food: can't beat a ballpark frank.
Beer: Sam Adams
Cheer Leaders...........none , only the T Shirt girls giving away freeshit between inni
HighwayCrossingFrog said 04/19, 04:28 PM
I want to see your top 5 starters..
6-10 are my subs..
In case if someone gets wasted the night before..
Or goes on an all paid expense trip to beeeeeeeeautiful cheychnya Russia!
Yeah yeah boy..
Petite was severely over rated..
He was only good cause he had fantastic run support..
Petite is a bum!
David wells change up was a lot nastier..
I like guys with nasty stuff..
I know it's very subjective..
Your team would suck on defense!
Gotta run flight is taking off..
I chose guys in their prime that were red hot!
Valverde Detroit was a horrible choice..
Valverde was not clutch..
Joel-one-red-eye-zumaya was as scary as they come..
He had people peeing their pants in the batter circle..
And little squirts of diahorrea in the on deck box..
The batters girlfriends became hot spicy and very wet!
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