- 04/22/2013, 07:13AM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 04/22, 07:13 AM
All you have to do is win one measly title..
And you are a god for life..
Breaking curses is cool!
Plus there pizza rocks..
And it's a pretty big passionate sports town..
More for the lifestyle..
That's why lebron made the move..
Super models, parties, south beach, spacious living accommodations..
Latinas in bikinis all year long..
It's like New York..
But people are actually friendly there..
Plus the Chinese food rocks!
They haven't had a winner since 1945..
Win a title there.. And you can have girls chasing you down the street..
5. University of Las Vegas..
Imagine being a student there..
You would have the time of your life..
I could practice my French..
Plus the MOLSON xxx gets you waking up in the bushes..
7. Soccer in Acapulco.. Mexico..
You get crazy party life.. Sun.. Women..
Fans are passionate..
8. The gators..
Basketball or football..
Tebow was a god there and he wasn't very good!
Plus Noah goes back there to party every now and then..
So I'm assuming its a lot of fun..
And you get crazy groupies..
9. QB TEXAS AM..
7#bag _ Com said 04/22, 09:15 AM
2, 6 - No Argument, but Miami has to be number 1.
2- UNC. To be the home team in the Dean Dome.
To rule the SEC is to rule the world of Collegiate football.
More clubs per capita, 4th biggest city in the US, and forget what they say- might be the best collection of owners in the 4 major sports.
Make big money, major in ballroom dancing, and again, to rule southern California
9. New Orleans
Unlimited Parties, and I'm the home team! I'll know the guys that were out till 4am, and who was at the hotel at 10pm the day before. All I got to do is fix the shat owners.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 04/22, 09:57 AM
I like your Dallas and New Orleans additions..
Heck I have heard stories of QBs in Texas high schools having groupies..
That gig alone sounds awesome..
I disagree with wanting to play for Alabama..
Nick saban is brutal on his players..
Getting screamed at by saban all day long does not sound like a lot of fun..
I guess if I was a college player..
I would be heavily influenced by little snacks from the alumni..
One of the greatest gigs would be to be a bum for the Brooklyn dodgers..
You can still su--k--c and they will love you anyways..
But living in New York would be a massive drag!
Ha ha can't stand that city!
I feel like if I make eye contact with the wrong stranger..
He's going to pluck out my eyes, just like in the scene 28 days later..
7#bag _ Com said 04/23, 09:12 AM
Sabin might be a bear to play for (~HA) but you can fill several NFL rosters with the guys that have come in under his watch at LSU and Bama.
My tenth place?
Any of the Original Six NHL teams.
Hockey is beloved by some cities, and if you can't pull the best in Detroit with that sweater, then you got problems.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 04/24, 12:49 PM
I'm out of ammo..
Plus the comment section is like a desert!
Fun to day dream with ya..
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