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  • 05/05/2013, 10:54AM ET

The ultimate scary sports scenarios..

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In no order..

Being a RB against last years Baltimore defense..
You would have an excellent chance of waking up in the hospital..

Getting intentionally beaned by chapman..

Being the catcher, when pujols is charging home plate..

Having varitek put you in a head lock and pound away..

Charging roger Clemens..
That was a seriously big dude..

Playing soccer against the Germans..
They are all 6'4.. And when they tackle it hurts..

Going on a rugby tour to South Africa..
They are really dirty..

Being an English soccer hooligan and going to an Arab country..
Those guys are some tough hombres..

Playing in the finals of the World Cup rugby vs New Zealand..
They might be the only team that hits harder than the ravens..

More psychological..
Playing tennis against John macenrore..
It's hard enough to concentrate in tennis, then you have to deal with this screaming nut..

Being a brother in hockey..
And playing vs mcsorley..
You might get whacked by a hockey stick..

Fighting mike Tyson in boxing..
He had the best punch in the history of mankind..

Basketball vs Karl Malone..
That dude liked to use his elbows like nobody's business..


Definitely boxing against Mike Tyson, not only does he have one of the hardest punches like you said, there's always a possibility of him biting your ear off. Thats scary.


Noice!

May 5, 2013  12:00 PM ET

"a brother"

Hahaha.

May 5, 2013  06:30 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

"a brother"Hahaha.

That made me laugh, too.

May 5, 2013  06:31 PM ET

And don't forget being a brother in soccer.

Them dudes catch a LOT of flak. For as many problems as America has at least we don't openly embrace blatant racism in society like the soccer-playing nations.

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May 6, 2013  12:07 PM ET
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And McSorley didn't hit him in the head with the stick because he was black...

Hmmmm..
I don't know about that..

May 6, 2013  12:07 PM ET
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"a brother"Hahaha.

I have my moments..

May 6, 2013  12:10 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

And don't forget being a brother in soccer.Them dudes catch a LOT of flak. For as many problems as America has at least we don't openly embrace blatant racism in society like the soccer-playing nations.

True..
They get verbally abused by fans..
But for $10million a year..
I'd put up with it..

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May 6, 2013  02:43 PM ET
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try surfing a "100 foot" wave.

Hawaiians do that for breakfast all winter long....

 
May 6, 2013  03:38 PM ET

You're a rookie RB in the NFL getting your first start and you look across the line of scrimmage and see Jack Lamber/Ray Lewis/Dick Butkis/Ray Nitchski(sp) at MLB.

How long does it take the equipment manager to clean the brown and yellow stains out of your football pants???

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