- 06/22/2013, 07:43PM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 06/22, 07:43 PM
Detective; Whats the last thing you remember on Sunday night?
HernandeZ; my llyod..
Detective; Thats sweet..
Hernandez; My llyod dying..
Detective; What do you remember now?
Hernandez; You know.. I can remember so much.. The feel of the world.. Lllyod..
But LLyod is gone... And the present is trivia!
Detective; Whats the last thing you said to LLyod?
Hernandez; I FOUND YOU, YOU FU--K--C!!!!!!!!
Detective; Where did you meet LLYOD?
Hernandez; I met Llyod through work.. FOOTBALL.. I was a FOOTBALL player.. Id attack defenses to see which ones were phony.. I had to see through defenses bull sh--eee-at.. It was a useful experience.. Cause now Bull shed-at is my life..
Detective; OH DEAR! THIS IS THE WRONG INTERROGATION ROOM!?
Hernandez; This is not my interrogation room?
Detective; No.. Come on.. lets go..
hERNANDEZ; Why do I have to be in 2 interrogation rooms?
Detective; Business is slow.. I mean, I told the chief detective.. about you being a gangster a- h--o--le.. and he said try and be a d--i-k---c and put him in 2 interrogation rooms..
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