- 12/07/2013, 12:15PM ET
Stuwart said 12/07, 12:15 PM
aaron rogers is the best qb in the football league. he is bigger and faster and stronger and better and moredurable than all of the other qbs. he can throw the ball really fast and hard. john jokeway could not throw the ball as fast and hard as aaron rodgers. aaron rodgers is not only the best qb in the football league right now he is the best qb in football ever. john jokeway is a joke compared to aron rodgers the denver broncos are not very good. they are a sham like the new england cheatriots. if aaron rodgers was in football right now eht denver broncos would not be super bowl contenders. aaron rodgers would win the mvp. tom brady is a joke he lost those super bowls against the giants because the patriots could not cheat. tom bardy only wins super bowls when he cheats. buy my used condoms. peyton manning used to be good but aaron rodgers is better and peyton is old now. he can not throw the ball very fast or hard with his weak old man arm. aaron rodgers will win the super bowl nexgt year win when he throws 60 touchdowns. joe flacco is not worth 100 million the ravens are dumb because they paid him that money aaron rodgers is worth more 100 million than joe flacco aaro
Gogo Yubari said 12/07, 07:30 PM
I find it kind of interesting that you claim Aaron Rodgers is the most durable QB in the league at a time when he's out with an injury. Kind of calls the durability into question, no?
In any case, I don't really know what you're arguing here. You said Aaron Rodgers is the best QB in the league, but then proceeded to talk about John Elway, who has been retired for 15 years. Then, you say something about buying your used condoms so I figure this is your idea of a joke. Then again, that's a whole lot of nonsense to type up for a joke that really isn't very funny in the first place. So I really don't know what you're going for. Either way, it's kind of falling flat.
Maybe you can clarify your position in your third argument. Or maybe you can try again with funnier material. Your choice. Or not.
Stuwart said 12/09, 08:42 PM
your arguments are not very good at all. what you say does not make sense because aaron rodgers is much etter than ev whatever you said
Every Stuwart lightly used condom is used only once each - by me, Stuwart! They're rinsed out for several minutes with warm water - don't worry, I don't risk degrading the latex with soap! Then Stuwart - that's me! - thoroughly inspects every condom with a magnifying glass to ensure that there are no rips, tears or holes. Each condom is individually sealed in a Ziploc storage bag.
aarong rodgers is the best quterback in the football league. peyton manning is throwing many touchdowns this year but because aaron rodgers is injured. if peyton was injured aaron rogers would be throwing all the touchdowns. tom brady is a cheatior ajn and a sham
I've never gotten any girls pregnant. Really, I've already taken all the risk for you. You can rest assure there are no holes. They really do work.
prater kickeda 64 field goal this week. thats good but aaron drodgers would kick it muc h farther with his arm
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Gogo Yubari said 12/09, 09:51 PM
I can't say much more about the football aspects of your argument. It's just a bunch of nonsense.
As it relates to your business ventures, I have some concerns. You say you've never gotten a girl pregnant. How do I know it's because your condoms are good and not because your wedding tackle is on the fritz? For all I know, this could be you:
I just can't take that risk.
One final note for you. Some people are born funny. Others would be better off working in a lumberyard. This effort of yours landed straight in the lumberyard.
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