- 02/06/2014, 07:47AM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/06, 07:47 AM
1. There will be a terrorist attack..
Yes my friends.. I'm afraid the Arabs will win this battle..
The Boston bombers were from Russia..
So I'm sure they have plenty of idiots
Plus my college sweetheart cheated on me with a rich Arab..
So I know what I'm talking about..
2. Julia mancuso, aka super Jules..
She will win a gold..
Then a silver..
Then a bronze..
And she is really hot..
Every time I see mancuso, my tongue swells up and I can picture her mowing my lawn with her shirt off..
3. Shaun white..
What's not to like..
Of course he will win gold..
If he can pass the weed test of course of course..
4. Bode miller aka Val Kilmer..
He will get drunk.. Really drunk..
5. Canada wins Olympic hockey..
I know I'm being boring..
But it's the safest bet..
6. USA and not the Arabs..
We will win the medal count..
And then the empire will last another 417 years..
Macho Row said 02/06, 08:48 AM
1. France goes home without any medals
causing you to weep uncontrollably for your home country
and your croissant goes limp forever.
2. Your college sweetheart pops up on your facebook
you realize she's been single and never cheated on you
it was a story she made up to rid herself of you
besides it was only one date
a pity date at that
3. You continue to make pointless and ridiculous throwdowns
and complain people ruin them
but the fact is you cant ruin something that isn't any good to begin with
and the mods delete this before completion
3 is all I need. You're up, Jaques.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/06, 10:36 AM
France is pretty good at skiing..
Charmonix is one of the best ski resorts in the world..
Especially if you like to do extreme skiing..
I'm pretty sure they will medal..
Macho Row said 02/07, 12:36 AM
I bet you know all about skiiing, of the urbandictionary variety that is.
1. The Skating Club of Wilmington will have another medalist.
Pickings have been lean in recent years but this year 4 skaters claim SCoW as home.
Viktor Pfeifer of Austria, Ashley Wagner and pairs Nate Bartholomay and Felicia Zhang.
2. You try to discredit my number 1 but left 2 and 3 intact.
Says alot about the french culture.
3. I can't believe this survived todays TD clensing,
They wipe away pch but not you
How is that justice?
I want justice
delete HCF next.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/07, 04:16 AM
No one cares about what you want..
Even my own mother knows the French will medal..
And she doesn't even like sports!
You deserve to get a loss for this..
You probably weren't breast fed enough as a baby..
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