- 02/15/2014, 03:45AM ET
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/15, 03:45 AM
You control your own destiny..
Even on a bad day you get 70% of the batters out..
70% is good..
2. 6'2 serve and volley tennis..
Big serve check..
Big forehand check..
Attack the net.. Check
All good things..
3. 6' 5 Peyton mannings height..
Peyton is the greatest..
I want his height when I play QB..
4. Ray Lewis..
If you want to win the Super Bowl..
You need one crazy guy..
I'm not a fan of nil nil draws..
Maybe if I was a good striker I could do something about it..
6. Rugby kicker..
Field goal kickers are boring..
But the rugby kickers have to dump tackle a lot..
And we would get an insane amount of points..
All good things..
I'm trying a new strategy..
I'll do the rest in my 2nd argument..
MMAyor said 02/15, 05:10 AM
Hello, old friend, let's get to this:
1. Olympic athlete. For this reason:
2. MLB Pitcher. For different reasons than you've expounded. In an extreme example, if Clayton Kershaw gets 35 starts, he's going to earn over $900,000 a game.
3. PGA Golfer. These guys make insane money to leisurely walk around idyllic greenery and swing a stick.
4. NFL Kicker. Boring or not, even a modestly priced one earns over $15K a kick.
5. Any type of coach in MLB. You get paid well to stand around and watch games and eat sunflower seeds.
6. DH. Do I really need to explain this one?
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/15, 07:01 AM
I was too afraid to check out your first point..
Then you copied my 2nd point..
I would hate to be a golfer..
Ok you get the **** stars..
But is it worth it?
Field goal kickers are stupid..
I'll do my last 4 bullets in my 3rd..
But your list is bad..
It's worse than true love..
MMAyor said 02/16, 03:11 AM
Let's toss out some other great sports gigs, in no particular order:
Masseur for any collegiate girls volleyball team.
Masseur for the US Olympic swim team.
Masseur for US gymnastics team (the over 18 ones, anyway, I'm no pedo).
Masseur for pretty much any female athletes, save possibly any Sumo wrestlers.
HighwayCrossingFrog said 02/17, 08:45 AM
7. Julia mancusos personal trainer
8. Bode millers drinking buddy
9. Putting baby oil and glitter and sun lotion on bikini super models..
(You inspired me to greatness on that)..
10. Having nadals construction worker biceps..
Good luck in the third!
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