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  • 02/15/2014, 03:45AM ET

Top 10 Best gigs in sports..

HighwayCrossingFrog (175-851-64) vs MMAyor (2-1-0)
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1. Pitcher..
You control your own destiny..
And heck..
Even on a bad day you get 70% of the batters out..
70% is good..

2. 6'2 serve and volley tennis..
Big serve check..
Big forehand check..
Attack the net.. Check
All good things..

3. 6' 5 Peyton mannings height..
QB
..
Peyton is the greatest..
I want his height when I play QB..

4. Ray Lewis..
If you want to win the Super Bowl..
You need one crazy guy..
See lynch..

5. Striker..
I'm not a fan of nil nil draws..
Maybe if I was a good striker I could do something about it..

6. Rugby kicker..
Field goal kickers are boring..
But the rugby kickers have to dump tackle a lot..
And we would get an insane amount of points..
All good things..

I'm trying a new strategy..
I'll do the rest in my 2nd argument..


Hello, old friend, let's get to this:

1. Olympic athlete. For this reason:



2. MLB Pitcher. For different reasons than you've expounded. In an extreme example, if Clayton Kershaw gets 35 starts, he's going to earn over $900,000 a game.

3. PGA Golfer. These guys make insane money to leisurely walk around idyllic greenery and swing a stick.

4. NFL Kicker. Boring or not, even a modestly priced one earns over $15K a kick.

5. Any type of coach in MLB. You get paid well to stand around and watch games and eat sunflower seeds.

6. DH. Do I really need to explain this one?


On..

I was too afraid to check out your first point..

Then you copied my 2nd point..

On..



I would hate to be a golfer..
Tiger woods..
Ok you get the **** stars..
But is it worth it?

Field goal kickers are stupid..

I'll do my last 4 bullets in my 3rd..

But your list is bad..
It's worse than true love..


Let's toss out some other great sports gigs, in no particular order:

Masseur for any collegiate girls volleyball team.

Masseur for the US Olympic swim team.

Masseur for US gymnastics team (the over 18 ones, anyway, I'm no pedo).

Masseur for pretty much any female athletes, save possibly any Sumo wrestlers.


7. Julia mancusos personal trainer

8. Bode millers drinking buddy

9. Putting baby oil and glitter and sun lotion on bikini super models..
(You inspired me to greatness on that)..

10. Having nadals construction worker biceps..

Fun TD..
Good luck in the third!


I find your #10 to be a bit disturbing.

February 15, 2014  03:45 AM ET

6

February 15, 2014  03:46 AM ET

Then 4

February 15, 2014  03:46 AM ET

60% is good..

February 15, 2014  04:50 AM ET

Mayor has arrived

February 15, 2014  05:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#4):

Mayor has arrived

Not here to ruin your game this time. Let's rock!

February 15, 2014  06:56 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

Not here to ruin your game this time. Let's rock!

Bring it

February 15, 2014  06:56 AM ET

:)

February 15, 2014  07:03 AM ET

This guy has my number..

February 15, 2014  07:46 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

This guy has my number..

You guys do a lot of sexting? These are details we don't need.

February 15, 2014  09:55 AM ET
QUOTE(#9):

You guys do a lot of sexting? These are details we don't need.

Yeah! TMI!!!

February 15, 2014  04:58 PM ET

I'm down by 6..
I'm out..

Comment #12 has been removed
February 15, 2014  07:16 PM ET

I thought about forfeiting..
But sod it..
I'll hang around..

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February 16, 2014  02:52 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

I'm down by 6..I'm out..

It's 2-4.

February 16, 2014  11:33 AM ET

3. 6' 5 Peyton mannings height..
QB
..
Peyton is the greatest..
I want his height when I play QB..


Nick Foles is taller.

February 17, 2014  04:20 AM ET
QUOTE(#16):

Nick Foles is taller.

And Manning's backup, Brock Osweiler is even taller, at 6'7.

By Frog's logic Osweiler should be starting over Peyton since he's even taller.

February 17, 2014  04:20 AM ET

Oh, and obviously Osweiler>Foles.

February 17, 2014  04:21 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

This guy has my number..

Lol. MMAyor? You battle him a lot?

 
February 17, 2014  04:30 AM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Oh, and obviously Osweiler>Foles.

PCH > You. If it weren't for the dupes.

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