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Oh my.

Tell him to read the FN blogs. That will blow their skirts up.

If true, good. Reusse is an idiot.

I like this coach. He seems to go all out for his program.

We have a new contestant in our, "Who has the largest gravitational pull" contest. Joining Jabba the Frontal Butt, Ralph Fridgidaire, and The Great Mangina is Fat Pat from Fatvegas, MN.

Sticks and stones can break my bones but..........don't you dare send me an ugly twitter or I'm telling!

I would "Play4brew"

I guess Fat Pat replaces Fat Phil on the gravitational pull 2nd string then.

Since when have sports columnists become "sacred cows" and exempt from being slammed? They certainly do enough of it themselves. It's time that professional and college sports take the "muzzles" off the coaches and managers and let them speak their mind. Isn't that a First Amendment right??

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 11:11 AM ET  04.21 by VolFanHenry

I guess Fat Pat replaces Fat Phil on the gravitational pull 2nd string then.

Has Phil lost mass since his departure?

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 10:52 AM ET  04.21 by GatorBaitor

We have a new contestant in our, "Who has the largest gravitational pull" contest. Joining Jabba the Frontal Butt, Ralph Fridgidaire, and The Great Mangina is Fat Pat from Fatvegas, MN.

Is FatVegas a city or one of those municipal things?

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 12:48 PM ET  04.21 by Huitzilopochtli

Is FatVegas a city or one of those municipal things?

It is a sphere of influence

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 11:11 AM ET  04.21 by VolFanHenry

I guess Fat Pat replaces Fat Phil on the gravitational pull 2nd string then.

The whining Press Pus sies need 2 minutes in the penalty box with quip master Gator manning the Jumbotron.

You want to see what is two bus stops past hell?

He'll have "Fat Pat" tattooed on his hairy balls and his wife's forehead after that.

Are there any men left?

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 12:51 PM ET  04.21 by GatorBaitor

It is a sphere of influence

A gravitating sphere of influence

QUOTE(#12):

Originally posted 12:51 PM ET  04.21 by Huitzilopochtli

He'll have "Fat Pat" tattooed on his hairy balls and his wife's forehead after that.

Is he going to teabag it onto his wife's forehead or something?

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 11:11 AM ET  04.21 by VolFanHenry

Fat Phil

That's Phat to you, VFH

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 10:17 AM ET  04.21 by J. HOVA: BROOKLYN

I like this coach. He seems to go all out for his program.

Second that.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 11:12 AM ET  04.21 by Nam Vet2

Since when have sports columnists become "sacred cows" and exempt from being slammed? They certainly do enough of it themselves.

There was a time when journalists of integrity and honor weren't hard to find. These folks retired, died, or became Andy Rooney. The pop culture phenomenon, journalist as star ruined the profession, overwhelming it with amoral navel gazers concerned only with the status of their byline. Accuracy means nothing to these minions.

if you feel compelled to express you distaste, then, without compunction, spit in their grits, pee in their hair misters, trip them into cow patties.

I do confess to reading Stewart Mandell's scribblings. All things considered, I like Stew.

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 12:52 PM ET  04.21 by Huitzilopochtli

A gravitating sphere of influence

A gravitating, weather system producing sphere of influence

QUOTE(#19):

Originally posted 01:52 PM ET  04.21 by JRM74

A gravitating, weather system producing sphere of influence

Finally, you understand.