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Slumping Ordonez cuts long hair

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07:32 AM ET 06.25 | Detroit Tigers Magglio Ordonez was sporting a new look with his normally long hair cut short during batting practice before their game against the Chicago Cubs in Detroit.

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Magglio Ordonez, AP Magglio Ordonez, AP
June 25, 2009  07:59 AM ET

Mags apparently has never heard the tale of Samson and Delilah

June 25, 2009  08:17 AM ET

In other news the sky is blue, grass is green, and water is wet.

June 25, 2009  08:20 AM ET

Dang, that jheri curl was looking mighty fine!

June 25, 2009  08:24 AM ET

Whatever helps I guess... But umm, there are some things only HGH can fix...

June 25, 2009  08:46 AM ET

The hippy can cut his har but as long as he cant get his juice hes not gonna start to hit.

June 25, 2009  09:03 AM ET

thats better...he sucked and looked like a ****...now he just sux.

June 25, 2009  09:42 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

thats better...he sucked and looked like a ****...now he just sux.

Nicely said.

June 25, 2009  10:09 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

The hippy can cut his har but as long as he cant get his juice hes not gonna start to hit.

Maybe Maggs should visit Big Papi's eye Dr. for eye drops

June 25, 2009  10:12 AM ET

Mags is still hitting for average, but no pop this year. Miraculously I think his year was off to a bad start when he was praising that tool of a Venezualan president Hugo Chavez earlier this spring. Apparently Mags forgets what country pays him his bling.

June 25, 2009  10:16 AM ET

Let's Go Los Mets !
Let's Go Los Mets !

June 25, 2009  10:46 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Maybe Maggs should visit Big Papi's eye Dr. for eye drops

yeah...those "eye drops" seem to be working....eye drops...that's funny

June 25, 2009  10:56 AM ET

yeah, that' it. This should solve all of Magglio's problems. It was all in the hair!!

June 25, 2009  11:40 AM ET

Let's see how those Balco-brand scissors do ...

June 25, 2009  12:01 PM ET

This guy sucks.

June 25, 2009  12:03 PM ET

Mags is averaging around 9 million per home run at this point. That fact aside, damn the Tigers look good this year!

June 25, 2009  12:51 PM ET

He should ask for his paycheck to be cut, too.

June 25, 2009  12:56 PM ET

Didn't the slumping Vladimir Guerrero, cut his hair too, we'll see if it works, they could start a new trend......

June 25, 2009  01:05 PM ET

Well it worked for Vladdy Last night. 1st homer in 28 games. Hopefully it stays working.

June 25, 2009  01:31 PM ET

I don't know if it will help his hitting, but cutting that sheep's wool off his head will certainly help with getting chicks. and maybe endorsements too.

 
June 25, 2009  03:24 PM ET

Ordonez homered today......to all you haters

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