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Mags apparently has never heard the tale of Samson and Delilah

In other news the sky is blue, grass is green, and water is wet.

Dang, that jheri curl was looking mighty fine!

Whatever helps I guess... But umm, there are some things only HGH can fix...

The hippy can cut his har but as long as he cant get his juice hes not gonna start to hit.

thats better...he sucked and looked like a ****...now he just sux.

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Originally posted 09:03 AM ET  06.25 by ME DUM DUM

thats better...he sucked and looked like a ****...now he just sux.

Nicely said.

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Originally posted 08:46 AM ET  06.25 by Lou Dobbs 11

The hippy can cut his har but as long as he cant get his juice hes not gonna start to hit.

Maybe Maggs should visit Big Papi's eye Dr. for eye drops

Mags is still hitting for average, but no pop this year. Miraculously I think his year was off to a bad start when he was praising that tool of a Venezualan president Hugo Chavez earlier this spring. Apparently Mags forgets what country pays him his bling.

Let's Go Los Mets !
Let's Go Los Mets !

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Originally posted 10:09 AM ET  06.25 by tigersfan4life

Maybe Maggs should visit Big Papi's eye Dr. for eye drops

yeah...those "eye drops" seem to be working....eye drops...that's funny

yeah, that' it. This should solve all of Magglio's problems. It was all in the hair!!

Let's see how those Balco-brand scissors do ...

This guy sucks.

Mags is averaging around 9 million per home run at this point. That fact aside, damn the Tigers look good this year!

He should ask for his paycheck to be cut, too.

Didn't the slumping Vladimir Guerrero, cut his hair too, we'll see if it works, they could start a new trend......

Well it worked for Vladdy Last night. 1st homer in 28 games. Hopefully it stays working.

I don't know if it will help his hitting, but cutting that sheep's wool off his head will certainly help with getting chicks. and maybe endorsements too.

Ordonez homered today......to all you haters