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Does anyone know what is going on with Frank Beamer's face? Does he have a growth or something?

Came across a scientific study a few years back which concluded that people with asymmetric facial features have sex less frequently than people with symmetric facial features. Translation: someone spent money (probably my tax dollars) to figure out that it's easier to get laid if your face is not lopsided. Maybe Beamer was part of the study?

On a football related aside, I still think the ACC is looking to be an interesting conference. No real national superpowers, but a lot of really solid teams, with no one in a position to dominate the conference.

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Originally posted 07:37 AM ET  07.02 by StuartMacDougal

Does anyone know what is going on with Frank Beamer's face? Does he have a growth or something?

I try not to look.

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Originally posted 07:37 AM ET  07.02 by StuartMacDougal

Does anyone know what is going on with Frank Beamer's face?

At first glance I thought it was a picture of Dennis Erickson.

Nest question: what happened to his arms? Getty Images has some goofy pics.

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Originally posted 09:34 AM ET  07.02 by Dr. B-f-G

Nest question: what happened to his arms? Getty Images has some goofy pics.

I think the Vicks boys broke them off.. lol

Beamer suffered burns on his face when he was a kid

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Originally posted 10:01 AM ET  07.02 by HokieInNM

Beamer suffered burns on his face when he was a kid

Yeah you guys, grow up already.

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Originally posted 10:01 AM ET  07.02 by HokieInNM

Beamer suffered burns on his face when he was a kid

Thanks for the info, Hokie. Attending NM State? Just living in the SW? Are KGRT/KGRD still the only two English language stations with local telephone numbers in Las Cruces?

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Originally posted 10:20 AM ET  07.02 by ICEnSoCal

Yeah you guys, grow up already.

The key word here is "guys." Male humans never get preggers. They don't experience a new life growing within or giving birth. Physically, male humans may mature, but "grow up?" Nah. Male humans are eternally children. Proof? Pull my finger...

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Originally posted 10:37 AM ET  07.02 by Tin Man

The key word here is "guys." Male humans never get preggers. They don't experience a new life growing within or giving birth. Physically, male humans may mature, but "grow up?" Nah. Male humans are eternally children. Proof? Pull my finger...

<doing my best Beavis and Butthead impersonation>

he - hehe -- he said pull my finger -- hehehe -- yeah, pull it -- hehehe

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

Full body cavity search. Go hard and deep!

This is so cool.

Uh, here you go.

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Originally posted 10:37 AM ET  07.02 by Tin Man

The key word here is "guys." Male humans never get preggers. They don't experience a new life growing within or giving birth. Physically, male humans may mature, but "grow up?" Nah. Male humans are eternally children. Proof? Pull my finger...

That was more rhetorical than anything. I know you guys well enough to know that it's not actually possible.

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Originally posted 03:42 PM ET  07.02 by ICEnSoCal

That was more rhetorical than anything. I know you guys well enough to know that it's not actually possible.

ICE! You're one of us! It's genetic. it's inevitable.

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Originally posted 03:55 PM ET  07.02 by Tin Man

ICE! You're one of us! It's genetic. it's inevitable.

Don't remind me.

That picture? That's Beamer doing his most....(wait for it!)....Disarming Smile!

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