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There they go with that 'Angry Wayne' picture again.

And does the coach have to show up for medicals? I thought doctors did that stuff....

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Originally posted 08:42 AM ET  09.12 by Stranger

There they go with that 'Angry Wayne' picture again.

rofl
the pic is the only reason i clicked on! after NHL fans have had a chance to comment on the story (or lack thereof), the post should turn into captions Wayne could be saying!

A training camp? The Coyotes will have a training camp? And, what name will they train under? Poison dwarves? Bald Seals? Wayners?

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Originally posted 09:30 AM ET  09.12 by DCruiser

A training camp? The Coyotes will have a training camp? And, what name will they train under? Poison dwarves? Bald Seals? Wayners?

Hamilton Bald Seals for sure.

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:42 AM ET  09.12 by Stranger

And does the coach have to show up for medicals? I thought doctors did that stuff....

I think he's helping out with the "turn your head and cough" examination this year. Bettmen is helping with the players prostate exams. You guys over forty know what I'm talking about.

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Originally posted 10:07 AM ET  09.12 by PopKing

I think he's helping out with the "turn your head and cough" examination this year. Bettmen is helping with the players prostate exams. You guys over forty know what I'm talking about.

Must you be over 40 to enjoy one of those? Not fair! :-)

I don't care what he does but I hope his gorgeous gambler of a wife meets me for a romp !!! I ''bet" she will.

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Originally posted 10:07 AM ET  09.12 by PopKing

I think he's helping out with the "turn your head and cough" examination this year. Bettmen is helping with the players prostate exams. You guys over forty know what I'm talking about.

Thanks for putting that picture in my head and that feeling, you know, down there!

This whole mess truly is...Coyote Ugly.

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Bleepin' Dwarf!!!

I think the NHL needs Bettman and "Buzz" Hargrove at the getalifebasille.com arena in clown suits dancing the Irish Jig, eh??

I say Gretzky tells the NHL and "The Dwarf" to stick it where the sun don't shine. Nothing better than The Great One going public and telling the whole world that Bettman's an idiot and he won't supprt the NHL until the poison dwarf is gone. C'mon Gretz grow a set and let him have it.

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Originally posted 10:31 AM ET  09.12 by Life After Sports 1

I don't care what he does but I hope his gorgeous gambler of a wife meets me for a romp !!! I ''bet" she will.

That wasnt very creative.

99's a bad coach. Thats the bottom line. Had he been hired anywhere else, he wouldve been fired a long time ago. Not unless Phoenix's plan was to tank it on purpose.

This is why owners hate to hire icons to run their teams or coach them. They almost never translate their skills and strat to their players. Jordan has been the same misearable failure as Gretz. It's one of the major reasons Donny Baseball didn't get hired by the yankees. Who wants to be the one to fire these guys ? Time for teams to realize that just because you have a bust or plaque doesn't mean you can coach or be an exec. It's not the same skill set. Now if they hire these guys for publicity and to get recognition for their franchise...now that's another story.

Fire him i heard Derrick Morris complain that he changed the system to much in PHX.

Guys like Gretz defy the natural checks and balances in an organization. Who feels qualified enough to question his decision making process or strategy, even when you know it's not working ? It's a crappy situation.

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Originally posted 01:28 PM ET  09.12 by bostongm

99's a bad coach. Thats the bottom line. Had he been hired anywhere else, he wouldve been fired a long time ago. Not unless Phoenix's plan was to tank it on purpose.

True enough I'm afraid.
But, as part owner of the team, its kind of hard to fire him.

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Originally posted 09:30 AM ET  09.12 by DCruiser

A training camp? The Coyotes will have a training camp? And, what name will they train under? Poison dwarves? Bald Seals? Wayners?

Poison Dwarves...that's the ticket!

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Originally posted 11:38 AM ET  09.12 by Baun-ded=PUCKHEAD

This whole mess truly is...Coyote Ugly.

I see you haven't lost a step with the puns. :)