Cable will find it tough to coach a team from jail. What a perfect cop out for Al though.

Gosh he looks ancient on that shot.

Al,

Give me shot.

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Originally posted 07:10 AM ET  10.05 by Stranger

Gosh he looks ancient on that shot.

And that finger! Kay-rist!

Who would want to come in and coach for a micro managing crypt keeper has-been? As long as Al Davis is around, this team is destined to be at the bottom. They need to blow up that entire franchise, and make sure Al is strapped to that grenade when they do it.

"the Raiders are 25-75 in their last 100 games."

And a new coach will make all the difference in turning this around.

Fans have been pondering a new Raiders owner for years.

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Originally posted 07:39 AM ET  10.05 by pw

Fans have been pondering a new Raiders owner for years.

Too bad he'll live forever.

I don't remember any marquee names applying the last time the job was open. It was so bad that Fassel was even mentioned.

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Originally posted 07:44 AM ET  10.05 by 50yearfan

I don't remember any marquee names applying the last time the job was open. It was so bad that Fassel was even mentioned.

Apparently, Al will use a new tool to pick his next head coach. People refer to it as the Oakland phone book.

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Originally posted 07:42 AM ET  10.05 by Science!

Too bad he'll live forever.

as long as the world has stray kittens for al to swallow souls from, he'll keep living..

I don't think Al can ponder anything for too long.

I'm available Al........you need a coach that carries a shotgun on the sidelines......

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Originally posted 07:42 AM ET  10.05 by Science!

Too bad he'll live forever.

I think he's been dead for 5 years - they just prop him up in the owner's box Weekend-At-Brenie's style

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Originally posted 07:21 AM ET  10.05 by Hortag

They need to blow up that entire franchise, and make sure Al is strapped to that grenade when they do it.

Man, did you flunk Defense Against the Dark Arts or something?

A wooden stake. Pounded through his heart, or the place his heart would be if he had one. That's the only way to kill him.

Bernie's

Turn that nasty old finger and point it at yourself Mr. Davis. No one, absolutely no one is too blame for the biggest joke of a team in the National Football League. And congratulations in advance on your new NFL record of seven consecutive seasons with ten or more losses. And as long as you're running the show it will likely be expanded to eight next year, a record that will be very tough to beat. Again, congratulations Al.

Too bad Al is not pondering a new owner

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Originally posted 07:15 AM ET  10.05 by Wawa-we-wa

And that finger! Kay-rist!

He's gradually mrphing from the crypt-keeper into ET