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Just when it looks like his marriage was about to win, Norman finds a way to choke coming down the stretch...<sigh>

You can't expect kids to be fond of a family break-up or to readily take to the reason for the break-up aka Evert.

There's got to be more to it than the kids or the house.

Greg might have thought to himself: "What was I thinking? Instead of marrying a younger woman who still had plenty of frama zamma I went for the old piece of zwiback. I've got to re-think this dude".

But if it's Chris who's pissed, he can fix that. Just buy a new house and tell the kids to ****.

"the old piece of zwiback."

That's the funniest thing I've read on FN in a long time.

That's good, Jonis, real good.

Hell I'm not fond of Evert at all either. maybe she wouldn't wash his balls.

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 08:44 AM ET  10.06 by bigallen

Hell I'm not fond of Evert at all either. maybe she wouldn't wash his balls.

Maybe Chris just thinks it's time to change balls.

He's a cheat and an adulterer, and Evert was a willing participant in his self-absorbed, dishonest behavior.

How could anything good come from the union of two such despicable human beings.

You reap what you sow.

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 09:53 AM ET  10.06 by Dapper Dave

He's a cheat and an adulterer, and Evert was a willing participant in his self-absorbed, dishonest behavior.How could anything good come from the union of two such despicable human beings.You reap what you sow.

um.....why exactly is Chris Evert such a "despicable human being"?

You can only scale Evert so many times. (old but still funny)

With Norman's money why would he want a sundried out old tea bag like Evert. Go get a nice fresh tomato from the vine and throw out the old hag with the baggage.

maybe she does care for the way he drives it in the rough.
(the pun potential is endless on this one)

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 10:08 AM ET  10.06 by shafnutz05

um.....why exactly is Chris Evert such a "despicable human being"?

Say what!?!? Norman admitted he and Evert were sleeping together even BEFORE he separated from his ex-wife.

THAT is why both he and she are despicable human beings.

It never ceases to amaze me how often people will try to defend/justify/minimize the vile, immoral, dishonest behavior of individuals they idolize and worship.

"I don't care what he/she did! He/she is my favorite celebrity/athlete, so I'm still going to grovel, bootlick and worship him/her."

Greg and Chris are on the outs!? Wow, I sure didn't see this one coming. Gosh, I thought they'd last forever, just like Kevin and Brittany.

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:22 AM ET  10.06 by shafnutz05

Just when it looks like his marriage was about to win, Norman finds a way to choke coming down the stretch...<sigh>

unfair! lmfao

and I thought it was because he couldn't find the hole...

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 09:53 AM ET  10.06 by Dapper Dave

He's a cheat and an adulterer, and Evert was a willing participant in his self-absorbed, dishonest behavior.How could anything good come from the union of two such despicable human beings.You reap what you sow.

Agreed.

They're human beings who unfortunately made some dumb moves (moves wherein thinking usually doesn't enter the picture) and they'll suffer for it.

But, despicable human beings? No my friend. A despicable person would be like Dick Cheney.

Sending young people off to war simply so that a few of his friends could grease their pockets.

That's despicable 101 and he deserves to be sentenced to hard labor in a prison camp for the rest of his miserable life.

THUMP! That's the sound of Gregs golf game hitting the ground!

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 02:53 PM ET  10.06 by Jonisagolffan

Agreed. They're human beings who unfortunately made some dumb moves (moves wherein thinking usually doesn't enter the picture) and they'll suffer for it.But, despicable human beings? No my friend. A despicable person would be like Dick Cheney. Sending young people off to war simply so that a few of his friends could grease their pockets.That's despicable 101 and he deserves to be sentenced to hard labor in a prison camp for the rest of his miserable life.

So True! Cheney is a **** Bag with a capital ****! When the rich wage war it's the poor that die!

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:22 AM ET  10.06 by shafnutz05

Just when it looks like his marriage was about to win, Norman finds a way to choke coming down the stretch...<sigh>

Off in the bunker he goes, deep sand, many stokes of the pocket to get out.

That's one of the best excuses for a divorce I ever heard - she didn't want to move into his $60,000,000 estate on Jupiter Island. Awesome. Totally dawesome.

QUOTE(#19):

Originally posted 09:13 PM ET  10.06 by Slouch

That's one of the best excuses for a divorce I ever heard - she didn't want to move into his $60,000,000 estate on Jupiter Island. Awesome. Totally dawesome.

I have to agree... You'd think they could re-decorate or something to make it into 'her' palace... It must be tough to have to live under such circumstances.