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Take the white gorilla bannana eating ape man to a good vet for immediate attention. Steroids must be reacting the wrong way. Or back to the lab where he was created for a tune up and more parts.

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Originally posted 11:01 AM ET  11.07 by scrubber

Take the white gorilla bannana eating ape man to a good vet for immediate attention. Steroids must be reacting the wrong way. Or back to the lab where he was created for a tune up and more parts.

*sigh*

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Originally posted 11:05 AM ET  11.07 by RobertMenn: You stole my rake

*sigh*

Exactly.

Why can't they say what the hell he has?

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Originally posted 11:25 AM ET  11.07 by bigrolo

Why can't they say what the hell he has?

They do, They say he has Mono...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/11/05/lesnar.ufc108/index.html

Damn that guy's a BEAST!!

i think it's about time to take Lesnar out and get Carwin against Nog, or Cain for the interin Belt...

Chronic douchebaggery??

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Originally posted 01:07 PM ET  11.07 by crash8605

They do, They say he has Mono...http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/mma/11/05/lesnar.ufc108/index .html

Yeah, I read that too but there was no certainty. I am thinking that maybe he just wanted to enjoy the holidays. I am just ready to see him fight again, to see if he is the real deal. A win against Carwin would have been big for him.

He has the monkey flu!

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Originally posted 11:01 AM ET  11.07 by scrubber

Take the white gorilla bannana eating ape man to a good vet for immediate attention. Steroids must be reacting the wrong way. Or back to the lab where he was created for a tune up and more parts.

u do realize that he's never failed a drug test right? lol people cant wrap it around their minds that it is possible to look like he does naturally. i was around guys in the military that looked just like him and the only thing they ever took was whey or something else natural.

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Originally posted 06:47 PM ET  11.07 by Jesse Armstrong

He has the monkey flu!

LOL! What's the monkey flu? Enlighten me.

This MMA is a joke all fake and you guys are to stupid to relaize it. You wanna see a real fight you watch BAMA woop asss up and down the field that is a real fight and BAMA allways wins ROLL TIDE you loosers BAMA NATIONAL CAMPS 2009

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Originally posted 08:34 PM ET  11.07 by Crimson Gods

This MMA is a joke all fake and you guys are to stupid to relaize it. You wanna see a real fight you watch BAMA woop asss up and down the field that is a real fight and BAMA allways wins ROLL TIDE you loosers BAMA NATIONAL CAMPS 2009

Poor Spelling: Check

Lack of Punctuation: Check

Absence of Coherent Thought: Check

You clearly are a product of the Alabama educational system. Your mom/cousin would be proud.

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Originally posted 08:39 PM ET  11.07 by williewilliejuan

Poor Spelling: CheckLack of Punctuation: CheckAbsence of Coherent Thought: CheckYou clearly are a product of the Alabama educational system. Your mom/cousin would be proud.

His mother is also his Dad's sister. I've seen it happen....kids come out all ****.e.d up!

Heard the Browns were recruiting him, he took walk through their facilities, and got staff from Maniguinious...

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Originally posted 07:15 PM ET  11.07 by track_head09

u do realize that he's never failed a drug test right? lol people cant wrap it around their minds that it is possible to look like he does naturally. i was around guys in the military that looked just like him and the only thing they ever took was whey or something else natural.

Yeah...he came out of his mom with this massively muscular upper body and those pencil thin legs. And other than liftin' dead weight and having tiny, shrunken jimmies, hiding their drug use is what 'roid-heads do best. I'm not sayin' one way or another. He may just be the most mesomorphic person alive and only works upper body. But I'm thinkin' "natural" is not the best way to describe this dude, yeah?

When Lesnar has been asked if he's ever taken steroids, his response is "look at my record, I've never failed a drug test." We're all smart enough to read between the lines. If he had never taken steroids his answer would have been a plain and simple no. We've seen this in baseball too. When people start dancing around the question, the answer is yes. I.E. Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds. I doubt steroids have anything to do with his "illness." Mono makes sense because the symptoms match what has been previously reported.

I saw the fight last night between Bret Rogers vs the Russian dude, I wasn't too impressed though.....both guys looked out of shape. I also saw the preliminary bouts. I don't know much about MMA, I'm just starting to watch it now. To me, it looks alot more BRUTAL than Boxing.

Also, alot of these guys I've seen fight in MMA really don't know how to punch. It just looks like they're just wailing away punches hoping something lands, and they're usually offbalance.
Both guys last night(Rogers and the Russian) in my opionion, didn't really look like athletes. I know there are some fat boxers also, but you only see that in the Heavyweight division.

Brock looked fine at the Vikings game.