FanNation - The Republic of Sport

For a team that just made the right statement with Tank Johnson, The Bears had better keep an eye on this situation to remain consistent in this new era for conduct in the NFL.

A judge Wednesday ordered Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher and the mother of his 2-year-old son to take a parenting class to learn how to deal with each other.

The three-hour class is required in such cases under Will County law, and Archambeault said she thought it could benefit both parties. Urlacher and Robertson do not have to take the class together.
- Chicago Tribune.

Judge:You guys are acting like a couple of dooshbags doing harm to this child. I'm going to waste your time for three hours.

Yeah, that'll show them.

How about a brain transplant instead?

Keith, the NFL has absolutely nothing to look at. He didn't do anthing illegal. It's a custody battle. Knocking up a stripper though not a very smart thing to do is not illegal.

It's probably going to be three hours of him signing autographs for the teacher and the other clueless parents, then going home.

wake up homie, your kid is part of your future

the NFL didnt say that they were only going to punish players for breaking the law...goodell said that any thing that could tarnish the NFL brand would be looked at closely....that means that anything that would make the league look bad or tarnish its image is a concern of the commissioner.....but i agree that so far this situation has not risen to that level

The thread title is rich!!
Judge Sends Bear to Parenting Class

That's horrible the parents and children will be mauled or their pic-a-nick baskets will be stolen.

According to our data there is a preponderance of recent postings contending that we are internet losers.

(And we are.)

I would be mad too, if I had a kid with a chick like that. This would be the perfect Trojan commercial. Just let the Trojan man jump out and say all this could have been avoided if you used me.

Mama was a h0. Daddy was a Bear. There's a blues song in there somewhere.

I wonder what the kid's 40 yard dash time is.

Once again I think my computer has redirected me from a sports website to a National Examiner site. What does this have to do with football?

man....wear a rubber !!....she's a stripper !!...yeah, who would this kid be better off with??...the stripper or the guy who has unprotected sex with the stripper ??.....poor child

grogseal......strippers are football

he better go before we have another Benoit case on our hands.

Here we go again...these guys with all this money going to a flippin strip club and as carma would have it, they beggot a child...Sound to me like Pacman Jones without the raincoat,...I mean without the rain.

LMAO! VONHART!

No Spartak. Wulfs not wolfs. You are brilliant theatre.

helluva offseason for those bears...can you say 7-9

The fascinating thing about American football is the obsessional behavior it engenders in American men.

Do you wish you are a football player?