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09:10 AM ET 11.21 | The newest Internet rumor has the Browns hiring former Washington and Houston general manager and current CBS football insider Charlie Casserly as head of football operations. "Absolutely no truth to it at all," said an NFL source who would know.

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Eric Mangini, AP Eric Mangini, AP
November 21, 2009  09:12 AM ET

I wonder if Coach Mangini has updated that resume yet.

November 21, 2009  09:12 AM ET

Charlie can pick and choose where he wants to go. Cleveland ain't the place.

November 21, 2009  09:15 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

I wonder if Coach Mangini has updated that resume yet.

Wonder if he wrote it on toilet paper....

November 21, 2009  09:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#3):

Wonder if he wrote it on toilet paper....

Written with crayon on construction paper?

November 21, 2009  09:25 AM ET

Charlie Casserly? Shouldn't it be spelled Chawlie Cassaly?

November 21, 2009  09:27 AM ET
QUOTE(#4):

Written with crayon on construction paper?

OUCH! LOL

November 21, 2009  09:30 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

Charlie Casserly? Shouldn't it be spelled Chawlie Cassaly?

Ed Zachary!

November 21, 2009  09:42 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Ed Zachary!

Who is Ed Zachary?

November 21, 2009  10:28 AM ET

Fire Mangini!!! Hire Bernie.

November 21, 2009  10:55 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Who is Ed Zachary?

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to see a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, ???OK, take off all you crose.???

The woman did as she was told.

???Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.???

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, ???OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.???

So she did.

Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said, ???Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates.???

Confused, the woman asked, ???Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease????

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, ???Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ****.???

November 21, 2009  10:57 AM ET

Those **** = arse (without the 'r' and the 'e' plus an extra 's' at the end, if I must spell it out tabarnak)

November 21, 2009  11:00 AM ET

I don't think anyone realizes how many millions of dollars the Browns have tied up in contracts with management that has been let go. Mangini isn't going anywhere for a few years!

November 21, 2009  12:32 PM ET
QUOTE(#10):

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to see a sex therapist.Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, ???OK, take off all you crose.???The woman did as she was told.???Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room.???Again, the woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, ???OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me.???So she did.Dr.Chang slowly shook his head and said, ???Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates.???Confused, the woman asked, ???Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease????Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, ???Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ****.???

I know things take a while to reach Honolulu, but the Zachary joke was popular around 10 years ago...

November 21, 2009  12:47 PM ET
QUOTE(#13):

I know things take a while to reach Honolulu, but the Zachary joke was popular around 10 years ago...

Looks like it takes a little while to reach Colts fans also, Cliff...

November 21, 2009  12:54 PM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Looks like it takes a little while to reach Colts fans also, Cliff...

Hey. . . wait a damn minute!

November 21, 2009  02:49 PM ET

Mangini doesn't want the Browns to hire a new GM because he wants all the power....

November 21, 2009  03:13 PM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Hey. . . wait a damn minute!

No offense, Stu...

November 21, 2009  04:19 PM ET

FIRE MANGINI NOW!!

November 21, 2009  05:03 PM ET

If Holmgren really wants the GM job, I suspect Mangini's departure is a foregone conclusion.

 
November 21, 2009  11:32 PM ET

Mangini must be relieved

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