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Brewers finger ace for return
Unless Ben Sheets' middle finger fell off in his sleep Tuesday night - and anything is possible with him - the Milwaukee Brewers' long-lost ace will return to the mound Wednesday. Sheets cleared his final hurdle when he played catch in the outfield during the Brewers' batting practice at Wrigley Field without damaging the blister that delayed his return.
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What in hell do you think about that,
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I think that Milwaukee's Urinal Sentinel seems to be lacking faith in Sheet's ability to stay on the mound....
At_Home@Wrigley
Enterprise, AL
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I also lack faith in that department. I NEEDS to stay healthy for this team to contend.
RonBurgundy
Waukesha, WI
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You've got that right, but the guy seems to be 'Mr. Glass' out there.
At_Home@Wrigley
Enterprise, AL
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My prediction for tonight's game.....Sheets turns his ankle in the 3rd inning walking back to the rubber.
At_Home@Wrigley
Enterprise, AL
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He*
RonBurgundy
Waukesha, WI
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lol or his finger will fall off mid throw.
RonBurgundy
Waukesha, WI
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...of course, now that I say that, Soriano will probably trip over a pidgeon in the outfield and blow his other quad.
At_Home@Wrigley
Enterprise, AL
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I don't think the Brewers need to be fingering anybody if you want my opinion. It's just wrong
the_crafty_righthand…
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Hey, finger an ace all you want, just be sure to wash your hands after!
At_Home@Wrigley
Enterprise, AL
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Nice. Ben pitched a good game tonigh. Back in second for now.
RonBurgundy
Waukesha, WI
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"Finger(s) ace"? Jeez, I believe that's a felony just about any where else than Milwaukee. Although, it could be considered a new breakthrough in rehabilitation; but, then again, it might not be for everyone.
Southron
Southron
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