Johnson giving A&M hope

Hey JRM! NEWS FLASH.

The Sheep Molesters are going to the Big12 Title game this year!

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Originally posted 08:08 AM ET  07.23 by MountainGator

Hey JRM! NEWS FLASH.The Sheep Molesters are going to the Big12 Title game this year!

Uh.................... OK. Sure. You bet.

Someone at the Dallas Morning News needs to step away from his computer until the hallucinogenic drugs wear off. The College Station sheep molesters will have double digit losses to both Zero U and the 'Horns. They might or might not beat Tech. They'll probably also lose to Nebraska at Kyle Field.

The Nebraska-A&M game ought to be interesting. Will A&M's offense be good enough to put up 20 points against the Blackshirts? Will Nebraska's offense be bad enough to score fewer than 30 against the sheep molesters?

Today is a bad day for this thread, because I have to go do some stuff to earn my paycheck. Vacation season leaves me with fewer staff to dump stuff on.......... I mean delegate to...... and I sometimes have to do real work.

Will try to get back to this thread later today with "one or two" Aggie jokes.

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Originally posted 08:08 AM ET  07.23 by MountainGator

Hey JRM! NEWS FLASH.The Sheep Molesters are going to the Big12 Title game this year!

Only if they buy tickets.

His calming, experienced presence in the huddle and on the field should help a young offensive line.

Being pummeled to all hell by a defensive player because of a missed block might have an effect on that otherwise calm demeanor.

I was excited to hear that A&M was thinking about joining the SEC ... until I heard about the sheep thing. We already have our fill of sheep molesters in this conference.

Oh, and the lack of female cheer leaders. Creepy.

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Originally posted 09:04 AM ET  07.23 by Gator97

Oh, and the lack of female cheer leaders. Creepy.

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Originally posted 09:04 AM ET  07.23 by Gator97

I was excited to hear that A&M was thinking about joining the SEC ... until I heard about the sheep thing. We already have our fill of sheep molesters in this conference.Oh, and the lack of female cheer leaders. Creepy.

Just substitute the PAC 10 cheerleaders for the SEC versions.

A&M was gonna try female cheerleaders, but they couldn't keep the cuties from grazing on the field at halftime.

In addition to a new defensive coordinator who led the nation's No. 10 defense in 2009

I might be wrong... but is the new DC taking the #10 defense with him...Or will he be coaching the TAMU D that was ranked like #100? ..

What did the UT graduate say to the A&M graduate upon meeting?
Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

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ding ding ding. winner winner chicked dinner.

Since today is my cheat day.. I will take some fried chicken from Popeyes w/ some red bean and rice lol..

I see 7/8 Ws as well... Maybe with and upset.. That matador defense doesn't work well though..

And Geaux Tigers!!

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... Nwachukwu ...

Seriously? That's the guy's name? First thing that popped into my mind was Luke Skywalker first meeting the ewoks ..
Luke: Hello, my name is Luke
Ewok: nwachukwu
Luke: Cool. That's Leah

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Originally posted 10:56 AM ET  07.23 by Gator97

Seriously? That's the guy's name? First thing that popped into my mind was Luke Skywalker first meeting the ewoks ..Luke: Hello, my name is LukeEwok: nwachukwuLuke: Cool. That's Leah

Nice!!!

They could make a whole ewok village there in Texas apparently.

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Originally posted 11:25 AM ET  07.23 by Gator97

They could make a whole ewok village there in Texas apparently.

UTx's two deep.

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Originally posted 10:49 AM ET  07.23 by Metta World

Since today is my cheat day.. I will take some fried chicken from Popeyes w/ some red bean and rice lol.

I've been staying in WV for the past 3-1/2 years and theres no Popeyes around here but I'm going to Columbus in a couple hours and I'll be having that for Supper Lus.

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Originally posted 10:15 AM ET  07.23 by NativeTexan

Animal husbandry is a popular major in College Station.

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Originally posted 12:20 PM ET  07.23 by Black&TansRule

I've been staying in WV for the past 3-1/2 years and theres no Popeyes around here but I'm going to Columbus in a couple hours and I'll be having that for Supper Lus.

Haha Awesome... I cant wait for 4pm today so I can be officially be on vacation.. The Popeyes here is ok but it just taste better in Nawlins.. So even though I will eat mostly from Moms.. We will be having some Popeyes one of those days

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I thought Popeyes had some sort of chemical in it that made men sterile?

Well I eat Popeyes often and I had a kid 9mnths ago... Or maybe I need to go do a blood test.. hmmm ...lol

For some reason your post made me think of Undercover Brother and the "Generals Fried Chicken"