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That's the problem with your capitalistic market...Idiots such as this dancin' chode have equal opportunity to purchase what should be rightfully the property of the state..Cubs fans will notice major changes with the People's Republic of China outbids EVERYONE and buys this team and wins it all.

We're going to want spring rolls with that.

It's gonna be feckin' great!!!! Tsingtao Beer, spring rolls, brown rice....ahh the friendly confines

And Kung Pau Chicken...

Hey, if you want the Cubs, just outbid Cuban

Actually...I am rethinking this purchasing of this sports collective thingy....with a name like Cuban? Perhaps we can work something out?

I don't think Cuban would be so bad for the Cubs. He might raise the roof on their payroll even higher than it is now. It could make them a powerhouse.

Like the Yankees?

yeah just buy yourself a ring. But you can't buy team CHEMISTRY!!!! F the Stankeees and big George. Try agian next year numbskulls.

Yep, they could even start wearing little blue pinstripes.

Cuban brought the Dallas Mavericks from NBA laughingstock to NBA powerhouse. A passionate owner could be all the Cubs need to become the elite team of the National League.

That's what the organization needs... a man who can ballroom dance. Maybe he can fox trot the club to a championship.

No way the old farts who own all of the other MLB teams will allow Cuban to come in a and rock the boat. He's perfect for Chicago but I doubt it'll happen

Curses are serious SHEEEEEET. Back in the day a young TRUTH stole a piglet from the farmer down the road. Farmer's wife suspected me from the get-go, so she boiled some fatbacks..dandelions, and stirred in some pepto....then one nite when I was sleepin' under the backporch she shot me in the ****....then cursed me.

Curses are real like Biscuit said, man

This just in....Arte Moreno to lower fishtaco prices again....thinks that will suffice for the Angels ****t.i.n.g. on themselves

I suspect that will work...when in doubt baffle 'em with bullsheet

hopefully he's in by the time Johan Santana is a Free Agent

He'll never get the Cubs. Baseball won't let him.

This guy owning the cubs might drive away fans. I don't want my hard earned money going to this lunatic.

Three letters: IPO.

Take it public like the Packers. That way, when the Cubs continue to not win championships, at least their stock-holding fans will earn dividends on their suffering.