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I hope he gets dysentary while he'd down there

I'm skipperin' a DR tee-ball club this winter...I hope we get a shot at that sumbitch.....nothin's more humblin' than a 6 year old taking batting practice on your beans and franks.

I can customize one of these transport devices for a horse, Biscuit.

Forget the walking dog food.

How much hp can one of those babies generate?

Do they work in space?

Parts availability?

I need answers.

Ahhhh the DR...where the frijolas give ya gas and and the tee-ball kids kick a.s.s

They have the best Yellow Fever in the DR!

Thank you for your RFP, Mr. Space Ace.

The Martin Lockheed HeliHelmet generates a column of cool air that produces nearly 20,000 pounds of lifting power, using variable inlet guide vanes to modulate the airflow, along with an equivalent amount of thrust from the downward vectored rear exhaust to lift the aircraft.

The Helihelmet is a patented Lockheed Martin design developed and produced by Rolls-Royce, and will function in any gravity.

It comes with a free set of yard darts and lousy goddamned toaster.

Jeezus H.

I'll take 3.

I'm really lookin' forward to havin' those yard darts.

We' ship those out this afternoon FedEX, along with your chrome-plated yard darts and a Sunbeam T-1 D.

Simply leave your address at tomsix.com

Your costs are being covered by THE TRUTH as a personal courtesy.

Nice.

I love it when the **** youth work together.

Was that, by chance, **** Youth? (They had those spiffy uni's.)

In fact, it was.

I guess all caps does the end-around on the autocensor.

Throw in a lower case l for the capital eye, and it's like binary magic.

NAZl

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TlTS

And gash, of course.

Not to mention QUlFF and QUlMM, those Siamese twin skin divers.

Nice work, Mr. Six.

I'm a fan.

There's axe wound, camel-toe, beef curtains, clam and cinnamon ring.

It has little to do with what we're talking about, but I couldn't resist.

"Sausage Wallet " is a personal favorite, followed closely by "The Jaws of Hell" and "The Dripping Delta."

While you're on the topic, girls, let's not forger the Felted Meat Mine.

While you're on the topic, girls, let's not forger the Felted Meat Mine.

You need to calm yourself in a honey cave.