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Brees more than trillion percent sure of health

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08:06 AM ET 11.05 | After a local radio host said his report that Drew Brees had a fracture and torn meniscus in his left knee was "one hundred thousand trillion million percent accurate," Brees had some fun with the suggestion. He even did a few jumping jacks in front of his locker as a demonstration. Brees said he had just drop-kicked a 40-yard field goal at the end of practice, something he does often. And he poked fun at the report by WIST radio's Kenny Wilkerson by saying, "I'm a hundred million billion trillion percent sure it would hurt if I tried to drop-kick a football with a broken knee."

The Times-Picayune

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November 5, 2010  08:13 AM ET

It's Friday and this is the best you can find? Nice FN.

November 5, 2010  08:19 AM ET

Brees went to Purdue where he learned to count to "one hundred thousand trillion million".

November 5, 2010  08:20 AM ET

Then Brees broke into a Vaudeville routine

November 5, 2010  08:26 AM ET

Good golly, really,really, One hundred thousand trillion million present. goody, goody gumdrop. I'll tell my Mommy and Daddy.

November 5, 2010  08:36 AM ET

He was hurt earlier in the week, but he was cured through the Miracle of ObamaCare. Or maybe it was Voodoo.

November 5, 2010  08:41 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

He was hurt earlier in the week, but he was cured through the Miracle of ObamaCare. Or maybe it was Voodoo.

Will Voodoo be covered under ObamaCare?

November 5, 2010  08:44 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Will Voodoo be covered under ObamaCare?

No, but you can get a prescription for gumbo. Almost as good.

November 5, 2010  08:46 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

No, but you can get a prescription for gumbo. Almost as good.

Spicy gumbo works like voodoo magic.

November 5, 2010  09:13 AM ET
QUOTE:

Let's facelift bar!

Let's stick pins in a can of Spam and see what happens.

November 5, 2010  09:25 AM ET

All that's missing is a pinkie-promise from Drew...

November 5, 2010  09:31 AM ET

Well, he sure looked healthy agains the Steelers.

November 5, 2010  09:38 AM ET
QUOTE:

Let's facelift bar

Let's take your face and hit it with a bar.

November 5, 2010  09:39 AM ET
QUOTE(#13):

All that's missing is a pinkie-promise from Drew...

If he's lying, he'll hold his breath until he dies. Then you'll be sorry.

November 5, 2010  09:50 AM ET

Brees must be angling for a job in politics when he's done with the NFL. A hundred million billion trillion? Isn't that the size of the national debt? Or the number of years before the Democrats will recover from Tuesday?

November 5, 2010  10:08 AM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Or the number of years before the Democrats will recover from Tuesday?

Which is what they said about the Republicans in 2008.

We Americans are a fickle breed, aren't we?

November 5, 2010  10:38 AM ET
QUOTE(#19):

Which is what they said about the Republicans in 2008.We Americans are a fickle breed, aren't we?

Hush up and make some tea...

November 5, 2010  10:57 AM ET

More than a trillion percent sure? Was he on "Maury"?

November 5, 2010  10:58 AM ET
QUOTE(#19):

Which is what they said about the Republicans in 2008.We Americans are a fickle breed, aren't we?

Agreed, though Tuesday was more of a slaughter than 2006. Or 2008.

November 5, 2010  11:10 AM ET
QUOTE(#23):

Agreed, though Tuesday was more of a slaughter than 2006. Or 2008.

Not really. We don't for anybody anymore, we just vote against whoever is in office. All political parties have a bad brand name, and they all know it.

 
November 5, 2010  11:10 AM ET
QUOTE(#23):

Agreed, though Tuesday was more of a slaughter than 2006. Or 2008.

And less of a slaughter than next Sunday. Green Bay against Dallas. Jeeesh.

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