Fins tried out JaMarcus, four others

Who's #1.
Don't bring in Russell b/c he and Ricky will be getting high together.

Patrick Ramsey...
JaMarcus Russell...
J.T. O'Sullivan...
Tom Brandstater...
Tommy Grady...

A veritable "Who's Who" of Grade A spares right there.

Dear Mr. Snyder & your Redskins,

Hi. It???s me. Your favorite fan. The only fool stupid enough to root for the Redskins daily in the SI threads. Today is bitter sweet, and exciting for me. After 35 years of devote loyalty, I am now announcing my resignation as a Washington Redskins fan. You can have them. I???m sick and tired of each and every year having a different set of silly faces with headsets and overpaid, under-achieving athletes. But here???s the good news! I am only 30 miles away from Baltimore, so they are willing to take me in as a fan. !@@#$ you. They play real football only a few minutes down the Beltway. I never thought I would be following my boy Jim Zorn over to Baltimore to root for a REAL TEAM. You should check us out sometimes. Between the Washington Redskins and these Washington women, I have aged 15 years in 4 years. No more. Today is a new chapter. I???m going to start dating Hispanic women, and root for the Ravens. The tickets are cheaper in Baltimore. The parking is cheaper in Baltimore. They PLAY FOOTBALL IN BALTIMORE. Something you might now EVER know anything about. Good luck with your latest huge signing in Donovan McNabb, and the rest of your ALL-Star lineup. You???ve really got something going there. Oh, and if you think you can???t sell tickets now, wait till next season. Please take my name off that mailing list. No more fan mail. No more fan discounts. No more announcements. You can keep all that shish amongst yourselves. Thank you Baltimore for welcoming me to a Historic Franchise. I promise to be on my best behavior and I will not disappoint. It???s just going to take me a little while to adjust to winning, is all.

-Chico

D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.I.O.N.

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 08:10 AM ET  11.16 by Robataille

Dear Mr. Snyder & your Redskins,Hi. It???s me. Your favorite fan. The only fool stupid enough to root for the Redskins daily in the SI threads. Today is bitter sweet, and exciting for me. After 35 years of devote loyalty, I am now announcing my resignation as a Washington Redskins fan. You can have them. I???m sick and tired of each and every year having a different set of silly faces with headsets and overpaid, under-achieving athletes. But here???s the good news! I am only 30 miles away from Baltimore, so they are willing to take me in as a fan. !@@#$ you. They play real football only a few minutes down the Beltway. I never thought I would be following my boy Jim Zorn over to Baltimore to root for a REAL TEAM. You should check us out sometimes. Between the Washington Redskins and these Washington women, I have aged 15 years in 4 years. No more. Today is a new chapter. I???m going to start dating Hispanic women, and root for the Ravens. The tickets are cheaper in Baltimore. The parking is cheaper in Baltimore. They PLAY FOOTBALL IN BALTIMORE. Something you might now EVER know anything about. Good luck with your latest huge signing in Donovan McNabb, and the rest of your ALL-Star lineup. You???ve really got something going there. Oh, and if you think you can???t sell tickets now, wait till next season. Please take my name off that mailing list. No more fan mail. No more fan discounts. No more announcements. You can keep all that shish amongst yourselves. Thank you Baltimore for welcoming me to a Historic Franchise. I promise to be on my best behavior and I will not disappoint. It???s just going to take me a little while to adjust to winning, is all.-Chico

Wow.....

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 08:08 AM ET  11.16 by Otis B. Driftwood

Patrick Ramsey... JaMarcus Russell... J.T. O'Sullivan... Tom Brandstater... Tommy Grady... A veritable "Who's Who" of Grade A spares right there.

Just a vertible list of incompetent puppets and "Who are theys?"

Chad Pennington....how surprising was that? At least he made it from the locker room to the field before getting hurt....What was Sporano thinking?

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 08:17 AM ET  11.16 by Commodore Fan

Wow.....

He's defected to the darkside....

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:05 AM ET  11.16 by darrell4868

Who's #1.Don't bring in Russell b/c he and Ricky will be getting high together.

Or eat every chicken wing in the state

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 08:17 AM ET  11.16 by 50yearfan

Chad Pennington....how surprising was that? At least he made it from the locker room to the field before getting hurt....What was Sporano thinking?

Probably the same thing Childress was thinking when Favre got hurt, "I'm screwed!"

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 08:10 AM ET  11.16 by Robataille

Dear Mr. Snyder & your Redskins,Hi. It???s me. Your favorite fan. The only fool stupid enough to root for the Redskins daily in the SI threads. Today is bitter sweet, and exciting for me. After 35 years of devote loyalty, I am now announcing my resignation as a Washington Redskins fan. You can have them. I???m sick and tired of each and every year having a different set of silly faces with headsets and overpaid, under-achieving athletes. But here???s the good news! I am only 30 miles away from Baltimore, so they are willing to take me in as a fan. !@@#$ you. They play real football only a few minutes down the Beltway. I never thought I would be following my boy Jim Zorn over to Baltimore to root for a REAL TEAM. You should check us out sometimes. Between the Washington Redskins and these Washington women, I have aged 15 years in 4 years. No more. Today is a new chapter. I???m going to start dating Hispanic women, and root for the Ravens. The tickets are cheaper in Baltimore. The parking is cheaper in Baltimore. They PLAY FOOTBALL IN BALTIMORE. Something you might now EVER know anything about. Good luck with your latest huge signing in Donovan McNabb, and the rest of your ALL-Star lineup. You???ve really got something going there. Oh, and if you think you can???t sell tickets now, wait till next season. Please take my name off that mailing list. No more fan mail. No more fan discounts. No more announcements. You can keep all that shish amongst yourselves. Thank you Baltimore for welcoming me to a Historic Franchise. I promise to be on my best behavior and I will not disappoint. It???s just going to take me a little while to adjust to winning, is all.-Chico

That will last until they start winning again

JaMarcus?


HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Sorry, he's a whale, not a fish. And he's washed up on the beach. Maybe the beach part isn't true, but the washed up part certainly is.

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 08:17 AM ET  11.16 by 50yearfan

Chad Pennington....how surprising was that? At least he made it from the locker room to the field before getting hurt....What was Sporano thinking?

Well Chad time to become a head coach. You certainly have the patience for it. God's speed and good luck

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 08:19 AM ET  11.16 by Debbie Does

JaMarcus?HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!Sorry, he's a whale, not a fish. And he's washed up on the beach. Maybe the beach part isn't true, but the washed up part certainly is.

Now that is funny right there.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 08:19 AM ET  11.16 by Bronx_Pride

That will last until they start winning again

Based on the McNabb signing, that's at least 5 years out.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 08:19 AM ET  11.16 by Bronx_Pride

That will last until they start winning again

Damn that man...

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 08:19 AM ET  11.16 by Debbie Does

JaMarcus?HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!Sorry, he's a whale, not a fish. And he's washed up on the beach. Maybe the beach part isn't true, but the washed up part certainly is.

I was parasailing in Florida and I think I saw him swimming around Sarasota Bay. Or maybe it was just a bloated manatee.

QUOTE(#16):

Originally posted 08:20 AM ET  11.16 by Bronx_Pride

Well Chad time to become a head coach. You certainly have the patience for it. God's speed and good luck

You are right. Surprised they brought him back this year. No one else was going to.

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 08:17 AM ET  11.16 by Tebow Time!

Just a vertible list of incompetent puppets and "Who are theys?"

or - "never has beens" or "never will be's"