Man U. signs 16-year-old phenom

holy shizzzzz.....3 **** TDs in one day!

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 09:04 AM ET  03.02 by MadMex/El Chicharito!

holy shizzzzz.....3 **** TDs in one day!

I believe what you meant to say was:

Holy ****! Three postings today?!?

Or at least, that is what I was thinking before you beat me to posting it!

F-E-C-K is now blocked.

Please note.

Hmmm. SAF finally noticed that his core team is taking Geritol?

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 09:14 AM ET  03.02 by RHuss FIRE!!!

I believe what you meant to say was:Holy ****! Three postings today?!?Or at least, that is what I was thinking before you beat me to posting it!

too much coffee in the mornings.......

QUOTE(#7):

Originally posted 09:22 AM ET  03.02 by MadMex/El Chicharito!

too much coffee in the mornings.......

too many cervezas last night....too much coffee this morning.....****....i need a job!

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:24 AM ET  03.02 by MadMex/El Chicharito!

too many cervezas last night....too much coffee this morning.....****....i need a job!

What kind of work are you looking for?

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang.

The Cult of Bayern was at peace with that poster and, at the solicitation of Pootie, was still looking toward the maintenance of peace on the soccer boards. Indeed, a few minutes after Pootie had commenced the vulgar desecration of a beloved internet phenomenon, PootieTang, Inc. delivered to Bayern a formal reply to the recent sacrilege. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to assume that there was any ill intent contained in this outrage, it contained no appeal to our creator, the Great Gareth, to forgive the FanNation equivalent of the Arian heresy.

It will be recorded that the amount of gay euphemisms makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PootieTang sought to deceive the FanNation community by false statements and expressions of Bayern???s love for eating CU Tiger or engaging in butt play in Olive Garden parking lots.

The attack yesterday on the Bayern Manifesto has caused severe damage to the Bayern didn???t stop playing Facebook group. Much hope of a united VIAD front has been lost. In addition to his attack on Bayern, Pootie has enraged the sensibilities of countless other FanNation posters between San Francisco and Washington, DC.

Yesterday Pootie also launched an attack against TLVG. Last night Pootie attacked Underground. Last night Pootie attacked RHuss. Last night Pootie attacked Geezus. Last night Pootie attacked D Richey. This morning he will most likely attack everyone else.

Pootie has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the FanNation and facebook social media websites. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the soccer boards have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our community.

As the Gareth-inspired creator of Bayern didn???t stop playing, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense.

Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the lovers of Bayern didn???t stop playing's might will win through to absolute victory.

I believe I interpret the will of the FanNation community and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again.

Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. Much in the same way Maicon dreams of the wrath of Almighty Gareth in his sleep.

With confidence in my fellow posters - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Gareth.

I ask that the VIAD declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Pootie on Monday, March 1, 2011, a state of war has existed between the VIAD and that lover of man dick, PootieTang.

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:40 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang. The Cult of Bayern was at peace with that poster and, at the solicitation of Pootie, was still looking toward the maintenance of peace on the soccer boards. Indeed, a few minutes after Pootie had commenced the vulgar desecration of a beloved internet phenomenon, PootieTang, Inc. delivered to Bayern a formal reply to the recent sacrilege. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to assume that there was any ill intent contained in this outrage, it contained no appeal to our creator, the Great Gareth, to forgive the FanNation equivalent of the Arian heresy. It will be recorded that the amount of gay euphemisms makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PootieTang sought to deceive the FanNation community by false statements and expressions of Bayern???s love for eating CU Tiger or engaging in butt play in Olive Garden parking lots. The attack yesterday on the Bayern Manifesto has caused severe damage to the Bayern didn???t stop playing Facebook group. Much hope of a united VIAD front has been lost. In addition to his attack on Bayern, Pootie has enraged the sensibilities of countless other FanNation posters between San Francisco and Washington, DC. Yesterday Pootie also launched an attack against TLVG. Last night Pootie attacked Underground. Last night Pootie attacked RHuss. Last night Pootie attacked Geezus. Last night Pootie attacked D Richey. This morning he will most likely attack everyone else. Pootie has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the FanNation and facebook social media websites. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the soccer boards have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our community. As the Gareth-inspired creator of Bayern didn???t stop playing, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the lovers of Bayern didn???t stop playing's might will win through to absolute victory. I believe I interpret the will of the FanNation community and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. Much in the same way Maicon dreams of the wrath of Almighty Gareth in his sleep.With confidence in my fellow posters - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Gareth. I ask that the VIAD declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Pootie on Monday, March 1, 2011, a state of war has existed between the VIAD and that lover of man dick, PootieTang.

An attack on One is an attack on All. CU Tiger will uphold it's allegiance to the VIAD, and, by the Grace of Gareth, to the Cult of Bayern.

Bayern Didn't Stop Playing, and never will!

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:40 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang. The Cult of Bayern was at peace with that poster and, at the solicitation of Pootie, was still looking toward the maintenance of peace on the soccer boards. Indeed, a few minutes after Pootie had commenced the vulgar desecration of a beloved internet phenomenon, PootieTang, Inc. delivered to Bayern a formal reply to the recent sacrilege. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to assume that there was any ill intent contained in this outrage, it contained no appeal to our creator, the Great Gareth, to forgive the FanNation equivalent of the Arian heresy. It will be recorded that the amount of gay euphemisms makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PootieTang sought to deceive the FanNation community by false statements and expressions of Bayern???s love for eating CU Tiger or engaging in butt play in Olive Garden parking lots. The attack yesterday on the Bayern Manifesto has caused severe damage to the Bayern didn???t stop playing Facebook group. Much hope of a united VIAD front has been lost. In addition to his attack on Bayern, Pootie has enraged the sensibilities of countless other FanNation posters between San Francisco and Washington, DC. Yesterday Pootie also launched an attack against TLVG. Last night Pootie attacked Underground. Last night Pootie attacked RHuss. Last night Pootie attacked Geezus. Last night Pootie attacked D Richey. This morning he will most likely attack everyone else. Pootie has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the FanNation and facebook social media websites. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the soccer boards have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our community. As the Gareth-inspired creator of Bayern didn???t stop playing, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the lovers of Bayern didn???t stop playing's might will win through to absolute victory. I believe I interpret the will of the FanNation community and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. Much in the same way Maicon dreams of the wrath of Almighty Gareth in his sleep.With confidence in my fellow posters - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Gareth. I ask that the VIAD declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Pootie on Monday, March 1, 2011, a state of war has existed between the VIAD and that lover of man dick, PootieTang.

Also, early nominee for Post of the Year. Almost Churchill-esque, only more Bavarian.

+1

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:40 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang. The Cult of Bayern was at peace with that poster and, at the solicitation of Pootie, was still looking toward the maintenance of peace on the soccer boards. Indeed, a few minutes after Pootie had commenced the vulgar desecration of a beloved internet phenomenon, PootieTang, Inc. delivered to Bayern a formal reply to the recent sacrilege. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to assume that there was any ill intent contained in this outrage, it contained no appeal to our creator, the Great Gareth, to forgive the FanNation equivalent of the Arian heresy. It will be recorded that the amount of gay euphemisms makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PootieTang sought to deceive the FanNation community by false statements and expressions of Bayern???s love for eating CU Tiger or engaging in butt play in Olive Garden parking lots. The attack yesterday on the Bayern Manifesto has caused severe damage to the Bayern didn???t stop playing Facebook group. Much hope of a united VIAD front has been lost. In addition to his attack on Bayern, Pootie has enraged the sensibilities of countless other FanNation posters between San Francisco and Washington, DC. Yesterday Pootie also launched an attack against TLVG. Last night Pootie attacked Underground. Last night Pootie attacked RHuss. Last night Pootie attacked Geezus. Last night Pootie attacked D Richey. This morning he will most likely attack everyone else. Pootie has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the FanNation and facebook social media websites. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the soccer boards have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our community. As the Gareth-inspired creator of Bayern didn???t stop playing, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the lovers of Bayern didn???t stop playing's might will win through to absolute victory. I believe I interpret the will of the FanNation community and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. Much in the same way Maicon dreams of the wrath of Almighty Gareth in his sleep.With confidence in my fellow posters - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Gareth. I ask that the VIAD declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Pootie on Monday, March 1, 2011, a state of war has existed between the VIAD and that lover of man dick, PootieTang.

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 09:49 AM ET  03.02 by CU Tiger

An attack on One is an attack on All. CU Tiger will uphold it's allegiance to the VIAD, and, by the Grace of Gareth, to the Cult of Bayern.Bayern Didn't Stop Playing, and never will!

Does this make Bayern Franz Ferdinand (Austria relatively close to Bavaria) or Poland?

25 years and a world of difference

FF makes most sense

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 10:03 AM ET  03.02 by j.t.s.

Does this make Bayern Franz Ferdinand (Austria relatively close to Bavaria) or Poland?25 years and a world of differenceFF makes most sense

Prob Franz.

Also, regarding the actual rumor, if Adnan Januzaj is the next Beckham does that mean he's going to marry a pop star and model underwear?

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:40 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang.

March 1st, 2011 CGE. Anno Gareth Domini. A day that will never be forgotten.

QUOTE(#17):

Originally posted 10:14 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Also, regarding the actual rumor, if Adnan Januzaj is the next Beckham does that mean he's going to marry a pop star and model underwear?

He can only control one of the two

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:40 AM ET  03.02 by Bayern

Yesterday, March 1, 2011 - a date which will live in infamy - the sacred text of Bayern didn???t stop playing was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the FanNation poster known as PootieTang. The Cult of Bayern was at peace with that poster and, at the solicitation of Pootie, was still looking toward the maintenance of peace on the soccer boards. Indeed, a few minutes after Pootie had commenced the vulgar desecration of a beloved internet phenomenon, PootieTang, Inc. delivered to Bayern a formal reply to the recent sacrilege. While this reply stated that it seemed useless to assume that there was any ill intent contained in this outrage, it contained no appeal to our creator, the Great Gareth, to forgive the FanNation equivalent of the Arian heresy. It will be recorded that the amount of gay euphemisms makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned many days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time PootieTang sought to deceive the FanNation community by false statements and expressions of Bayern???s love for eating CU Tiger or engaging in butt play in Olive Garden parking lots. The attack yesterday on the Bayern Manifesto has caused severe damage to the Bayern didn???t stop playing Facebook group. Much hope of a united VIAD front has been lost. In addition to his attack on Bayern, Pootie has enraged the sensibilities of countless other FanNation posters between San Francisco and Washington, DC. Yesterday Pootie also launched an attack against TLVG. Last night Pootie attacked Underground. Last night Pootie attacked RHuss. Last night Pootie attacked Geezus. Last night Pootie attacked D Richey. This morning he will most likely attack everyone else. Pootie has, therefore, undertaken a surprise offensive extending throughout the FanNation and facebook social media websites. The facts of yesterday speak for themselves. The people of the soccer boards have already formed their opinions and well understand the implications to the very life and safety of our community. As the Gareth-inspired creator of Bayern didn???t stop playing, I have directed that all measures be taken for our defense. Always will we remember the character of the onslaught against us. No matter how long it may take us to overcome this premeditated invasion, the lovers of Bayern didn???t stop playing's might will win through to absolute victory. I believe I interpret the will of the FanNation community and of the people when I assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again. Hostilities exist. There is no blinking at the fact that our people, our territory and our interests are in grave danger. Much in the same way Maicon dreams of the wrath of Almighty Gareth in his sleep.With confidence in my fellow posters - with the unbounded determination of our people - we will gain the inevitable triumph - so help us Gareth. I ask that the VIAD declare that since the unprovoked and dastardly attack by Pootie on Monday, March 1, 2011, a state of war has existed between the VIAD and that lover of man dick, PootieTang.

TLVG better not delete this magnum opus.

Where does PT live? Is he avoiding contact this morning or just not on line yet?

I half expect Bayern to, Gladiator-style, throw a sword in the stands and demand "Are you not entertained?!?"

QUOTE(#21):

Originally posted 10:19 AM ET  03.02 by j.t.s.

Where does PT live? Is he avoiding contact this morning or just not on line yet?I half expect Bayern to, Gladiator-style, throw a sword in the stands and demand "Are you not entertained?!?"

He's in the Orient. California if memory serves right.

QUOTE(#23):

Originally posted 10:23 AM ET  03.02 by R-Dog

He's in the Orient. California if memory serves right.

Occident not Orient.