MVP blames light eyes for dark daytime splits

Now there's an excuse I've never heard before.

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:18 AM ET  06.24 by clemtheslowson

Now there's an excuse I've never heard before.

I have blue eyes and am blind as a bat during the day.

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:32 AM ET  06.24 by ChiSoxFan

I have blue eyes and am blind as a bat during the day.

If that's the case, please be sure to let us know when you are driving during the day.

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 08:40 AM ET  06.24 by clemtheslowson

If that's the case, please be sure to let us know when you are driving during the day.

I wear Blue Blockers, so it's all good.

I remember seeing colored contacts a few years ago that were supposedly for this particular problem.

QUOTE(#4):

Originally posted 08:42 AM ET  06.24 by ChiSoxFan

I wear Blue Blockers, so it's all good.

I wear my Sunglasses at night.

Or it could be the years of injecting drain cleaner in his veins that might have caused the eye issue.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:01 AM ET  06.24 by Field Marshall Sunny Day

Or it could be the years of injecting drain cleaner in his veins that might have caused the eye issue.

he's moved on to the foamer

Sounds like BS to me. Check the stats for other blue-eyed guys.

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:27 AM ET  06.24 by ...the best policy

Sounds like BS to me. Check the stats for other blue-eyed guys.

Since you live in that barren wasteland Wyoming, its you who should be checking stats on other blue-eyes guys since you've got nothing else to keep you entertained. We'll expect a full report on this. Stat!

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 09:37 AM ET  06.24 by Field Marshall Sunny Day

Since you live in that barren wasteland Wyoming, its you who should be checking stats on other blue-eyes guys since you've got nothing else to keep you entertained. We'll expect a full report on this. Stat!

Chasin' Utleys said the best baseball players have blond hair and blue eyes and preferably over 6' tall.

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 09:44 AM ET  06.24 by Lex-LOU-thor

Don't think it is necessarily "blue eyes". There is evidence though that suggests people with certain physical characteristics can be sensitive to sun - redheads for example. So is "blue eyes" one of those groups - don't know.

maybe he just needs to rub some spf 70 in his eyes

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 09:46 AM ET  06.24 by ChiSoxFan

maybe he just needs to rub some spf 70 in his eyes

Or man up and grow a set.

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 09:44 AM ET  06.24 by Lex-LOU-thor

Don't think it is necessarily "blue eyes". There is evidence though that suggests people with certain physical characteristics can be sensitive to sun - redheads for example. So is "blue eyes" one of those groups - don't know.

Thanks Dr. Oz.

Next time you decide to polish off that K Mart medical license and pontificate, do us all a favor and swallow a box of razor blades.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program already in progress.

QUOTE(#16):

Originally posted 10:06 AM ET  06.24 by Field Marshall Sunny Day

Or man up and grow a set.

That's probably better than my suggestion of wearing an eye patch.

I do remember hearing a study that was done years ago that people with light colored eyes are more sensitive to sunlight. Believe it or not. Sounds like a big excuse bit how can it be when he practically tears the hide off the ball at night games? Maybe he can go to the plate in day games either wearing polarized sunglasses like pro golfers do?

QUOTE(#19):

Originally posted 10:18 AM ET  06.24 by Yogi-Zen

I do remember hearing a study that was done years ago that people with light colored eyes are more sensitive to sunlight. Believe it or not. Sounds like a big excuse bit how can it be when he practically tears the hide off the ball at night games? Maybe he can go to the plate in day games either wearing polarized sunglasses like pro golfers do?

or he can go play golf like golfers do.

QUOTE(#20):

Originally posted 10:28 AM ET  06.24 by Field Marshall Sunny Day

or he can go play golf like golfers do.

Yes...another option.