The Kane experiment that worked ... for now

The Kane experiment. Sounds like the title of a '50s sci-fi movie.

"Kane is excelling in general manager Stan Bowman's experiment to move the 22-year-old from right wing to the middle."

That experiment will come to an abrupt end the very first time he tries to come down the middle over the blue line with his head down.

KAH-BOOOOMMM!!!! No more Kane!

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Originally posted 09:08 AM ET  10.17 by roamer

"Kane is excelling in general manager Stan Bowman's experiment to move the 22-year-old from right wing to the middle."That experiment will come to an abrupt end the very first time he tries to come down the middle over the blue line with his head down.KAH-BOOOOMMM!!!! No more Kane!

Another science project that failed...

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Originally posted 08:32 AM ET  10.17 by Stranger

The Kane experiment. Sounds like the title of a '50s sci-fi movie.

It's the one where they take the 98 lb weakling that looks like a girl and turn him into a pencil-necked geek with a Napolean complex. Bombed at the box office.

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Originally posted 09:35 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

It's the one where they take the 98 lb weakling that looks like a girl and turn him into a pencil-necked geek with a Napolean complex. Bombed at the box office.

What bombed were the Canucks last year.

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Originally posted 10:10 AM ET  10.17 by BearsFanstuckinMO

What bombed were the Canucks last year.

Who was it that beat the Hawks in the playoffs last season?

Kane is very flexible. He has now taken to roughing up limo drivers in addition to cabbies.

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Originally posted 09:35 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

It's the one where they take the 98 lb weakling that looks like a girl and turn him into a pencil-necked geek with a Napolean complex. Bombed at the box office.

Hey. I resemble that remark! Why do you think I chose Napolean as my avatar (for now)?

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Originally posted 10:34 AM ET  10.17 by Nobody expects Phantomphan MMT

Kane is very flexible. He has now taken to roughing up limo drivers in addition to cabbies.

I don't want to say Kane's small and a pansy but here he's pictured with Gary Coleman.

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Originally posted 10:37 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

I don't want to say Kane's small and a pansy but here he's pictured with Gary Coleman.

Dammit.

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Originally posted 10:36 AM ET  10.17 by Slapshot

Hey. I resemble that remark! Why do you think I chose Napolean as my avatar (for now)?

Slappy your Napolean is a lot tougher. :-)

The sample size isn't all that large

They got that right...

Patrick Kane's such a big dude, they could only fit his fist (holding some kind of flag?) into the picture!

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Originally posted 09:35 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

It's the one where they take the 98 lb weakling that looks like a girl and turn him into a pencil-necked geek with a Napolean complex. Bombed at the box office.

Or Collateral Damage, the one where he takes a cab driver hostage.

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Originally posted 08:32 AM ET  10.17 by Stranger

The Kane experiment. Sounds like the title of a '50s sci-fi movie.

Or a 70's rock band like the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

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Originally posted 10:02 AM ET  10.17 by NickTheContrarian

"...and is tied for tops on the Hawks with a plus-3, a good indicator that he's holding up his end defensively. "Wait, you mean having a good plus/minus is an indicator of good defense? *looks at Lidstrom's Norris from last year*

Hey, hey, he may have been a minus for the year, and he may not have been the best defenseman last year but...I forget how I was defending this.

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Originally posted 11:43 AM ET  10.17 by santapig

Hey, hey, he may have been a minus for the year, and he may not have been the best defenseman last year but...I forget how I was defending this.

Well he's really old, and he's still pretty good... And he used to be REALLY good... And we don't know if he's coming back next year... And hell, he's won it so many times the engraver's gotten just awesome at stampin' his name onto that trophy...

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Originally posted 12:03 PM ET  10.17 by Zap Pollendratch

Well he's really old, and he's still pretty good... And he used to be REALLY good... And we don't know if he's coming back next year... And hell, he's won it so many times the engraver's gotten just awesome at stampin' his name onto that trophy...

I think last year was makeup for them waiting so long to give him his first one.

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Originally posted 08:32 AM ET  10.17 by Stranger

The Kane experiment. Sounds like the title of a '50s sci-fi movie.

Check with Canuck...he would have seen it.