Manning, Fox start compatibility testing

Packers may have Matthews on the move

Wait, say that again?

Nice one! Interns were reading Mick's comments on Matthews and got themselves confused.

Pass the doobie to the left hand side

So the Packers may have Mathews on the move, and Peyton's response is to wave the Orange jersey of surrender?

This might be the most sensible thread posted on this site in years.

So, they hired this intern because she's a Fox? Is that what this means?

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Originally posted 08:58 AM ET  05.21 by Otis B. Driftwood

This might be the most sensible thread posted on this site in years.

It's definitely an improvement over the weekend threads.

The Compatibility test:

John Fox: Uggh... Peyton, what I like the offense to do is...
Peyton Manning: Isn't the defense practicing over there? Why don't you go talk to them. I got this.
John Fox: Oh. Ok.

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The Denver Post

That's a cut-and paste, so the night shift gets to laugh, too.

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 08:58 AM ET  05.21 by Debbie Does

So, they hired this intern because she's a Fox? Is that what this means?

Based on the intelligent writing, it could be Megan Fox. Heard she's been looking for work since they cut her from those dramatic roles in Transformers.

They will get along just fine as long as Fox remembers his place

One of the interns must have spilled his or her java all over their keyboard.

Matthews moving means Manning maligned

They told someone to look over her shoulder, but all he did was look down the front of her blouse.

Can't blame the guy, though.

Compatibility Letter 101
Dear John,
Do you like pina coladas? Getting caught in the rain? If you're not into yoga and have half a brain...Then call me, big fella!
Luv,
Peyton
XOXO

It looks like Peyton is already endorsing some laundry detergent that gets jerseys clean without fading the colors.

He might need it. Tebow turned "running for his life" into an offense. I don't think Peyton can do that.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  05.21 by DarkArmadillo

The Compatibility test:John Fox: Uggh... Peyton, what I like the offense to do is...Peyton Manning: Isn't the defense practicing over there? Why don't you go talk to them. I got this.John Fox: Oh. Ok.

John Fox: Peyton, I'd like you to spend some time with your new offensive coordinator.

Peyton Manning: Offensive coordinator? We don't need no stinking offensive coordinator.

If Manning and Fox prove to be incompatible you know who will be losing his job first.

QUOTE(#18):

Originally posted 09:42 AM ET  05.21 by THE BISHOP!

If Manning and Fox prove to be incompatible you know who will be losing his job first.

I guess it won't be John Elway...

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 09:01 AM ET  05.21 by Mangler.

They will get along just fine as long as Fox remembers his place

What's so difficult? All he's got to say is "Yes Peyton"