Auburn's Big Cat event picking up steam

Big Cat? Is that nice way to describe a fat hostess?

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:57 AM ET  05.23 by colonel

They need loving too.

just more cushion for the pushin

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:57 AM ET  05.23 by colonel

They need loving too.

I've heard it said that fat girls are the best, because they don't get it very often and therefore make the most of an opportunity. Can't speak from experience, but make sense. My former next door neighbor (God rest his soul) used to say, "A fat girl has a big pu(ss)y and a skinny girl is all pu(ss)y."

Geez. The mods are rough this morning.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 09:19 AM ET  05.23 by Pathfinder

I've heard it said that fat girls are the best, because they don't get it very often and therefore make the most of an opportunity. Can't speak from experience, but make sense. My former next door neighbor (God rest his soul) used to say, "A fat girl has a big pu(ss)y and a skinny girl is all pu(ss)y."

In my 20's did wake up a few times to some chunky types (160-180 pound range at 5' to 5'6"). Don't really recall them being any worse or better than the thin ones, although how they managed to pack on 30+ pounds while I was sleeping I'll never know....

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 09:19 AM ET  05.23 by Pathfinder

I've heard it said that fat girls are the best, because they don't get it very often and therefore make the most of an opportunity. Can't speak from experience, but make sense. My former next door neighbor (God rest his soul) used to say, "A fat girl has a big pu(ss)y and a skinny girl is all pu(ss)y."

LOL, funny. In college I dated a softball player, real cute, she was a big girl, not fat all muscle, all I got to say is that you better bring your A game with her, PX90 got nuthin on her.. She was a big cat you could say........LOL.....;)

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:47 AM ET  05.23 by Armpit

In my 20's did wake up a few times to some chunky types (160-180 pound range at 5' to 5'6"). Don't really recall them being any worse or better than the thin ones, although how they managed to pack on 30+ pounds while I was sleeping I'll never know....

Beer goggles are notorious for slimming things down to (temporarily) acceptable levels.

When we wrer running the bars in my younger days (you know, back in the 80s) and we needed a little relief and didn't care where it came from. we used the expression "going ugly early." Hit the bar and pick out a sure thing. That way you dodn't have to compete against the other guys at the end of the night for the leftovers. Sad. True.

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 09:10 AM ET  05.23 by Lanier&Clear...gone

just more cushion for the pushin

It needed to be said.

QUOTE(#12):

Originally posted 10:02 AM ET  05.23 by Moudz

the beer settled in the body.

It settled in her body, and got metabolized out of his.

That is a dangerous combo that can lead to "trapped wolf syndrome". You wake up next to a BeerGoggleHottie with your arm laying under her -- and she's so fat/ugly/witchy, you choose to gnaw your own arm off at the shoulder rather than trying to move it and risk waking her up.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 10:20 AM ET  05.23 by Pathfinder

When we wrer running the bars in my younger days (you know, back in the 80s) and we needed a little relief and didn't care where it came from. we used the expression "going ugly early." Hit the bar and pick out a sure thing. That way you dodn't have to compete against the other guys at the end of the night for the leftovers. Sad. True.

Honesty cleanses the soul.


Dude, you are clean as a whistle now.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:47 AM ET  05.23 by Armpit

In my 20's did wake up a few times to some chunky types (160-180 pound range at 5' to 5'6"). Don't really recall them being any worse or better than the thin ones, although how they managed to pack on 30+ pounds while I was sleeping I'll never know....

"Did you ever go to sleep with Bo Derek and wake up with Bo Diddley?"

QUOTE(#12):

Originally posted 10:02 AM ET  05.23 by Moudz

the beer settled in the body.

That is the best scientific explanation I've ever read.

QUOTE(#17):

Originally posted 10:23 AM ET  05.23 by GR=O-6fan

Honesty cleanses the soul. Dude, you are clean as a whistle now.

Ha! No, just old and married. If I could still run those bars like I used to...