Parise will soon wear new jersey

On the biorght side, we only have 24 more days for this TR topic. Zach will sign at midnight on July 1, somewhere.

I get it...a NEW JERSEY...man oh man these guys are clever

Hummmm come across the river lad

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Originally posted 09:09 AM ET  06.06 by NY Rangers

Hummmm come across the river lad

What will the Iroquois do when he gets in his canoe and takes two strokes.

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  06.06 by Spiny Norman

I get it...a NEW JERSEY...man oh man these guys are clever

Oh now I get it I thought he was making a snooki sweater but this makes so much more sense

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Originally posted 09:19 AM ET  06.06 by Canuck eh?

What will the Iroquois do when he gets in his canoe and takes two strokes.

probably try to play through, or take a penalty stroke themselves

We'll soon have a return of the Wild threads.

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Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  06.06 by Spiny Norman

I get it...a NEW JERSEY...man oh man these guys are clever

Man, that is good. I had to look it up to get it, but apparently there's a state called New Jersey. There's also a few other states with "New" in their names, yet New Orleans is not a state. Weird, I know.

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Originally posted 09:41 AM ET  06.06 by keshij

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What about a new jersey?

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Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  06.06 by Spiny Norman

I get it...a NEW JERSEY...man oh man these guys are clever

That's because you've missed the "in Detroit" part! :-)

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  06.06 by Spiny Norman

I get it...a NEW JERSEY...man oh man these guys are clever

I highly doubt if they saw that pun when they did wrote it. Seriously though, you don't think the Devils will break down and buy him a new sweater when he resigns with them?

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Originally posted 09:09 AM ET  06.06 by NY Rangers

Hummmm come across the river lad

He will be. But the river he's crossing is the Delaware on the way to Philly.

Nope! He's going North of Canada.

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Originally posted 09:51 AM ET  06.06 by Nobody expects Phantomphan MMT

He will be. But the river he's crossing is the Delaware on the way to Philly.

Dammit, first states, now rivers? Come on fellas, I haven't brushed up on my geography in a while!

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Originally posted 09:55 AM ET  06.06 by roamer

Nope! He's going North of Canada.

Santa's got a team? One would think I'd be aware of this.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 09:55 AM ET  06.06 by roamer

Nope! He's going North of Canada.

You mean like the Arctic Circle?

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Originally posted 09:56 AM ET  06.06 by santapig

Santa's got a team? One would think I'd be aware of this.

Dam.n you win