Holmes: Sanchez initially rattled by Tebow trade

Just Try Harder, Bro.

This post is a lesson in multi-tasking.

The interns need a proof reader, OR; maybe someone who can read.

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 09:03 AM ET  09.06 by Mangler.

The interns need a proof reader, OR; maybe someone who can read.

Their proofreader has been drinking 200 proof since the second quarter last night.

You had one job....

yes...the clock is ticking because someone is going to say..........................

Sanchez would be rattled by a picture of Jeff George. And with good reason.

Who wants to talk about these two clowns................It already pains me to congrat Otis on the Boys victory over the Blue baby. Now New York have to be further embarrassed by these clowns crosstown. Sanchise, Tebrow, Rex and the funky bunch.

"Wow, how did this happen?"

It does boggle the mind, Mark, until you think of GM Peter Peachfuzz and Captain Toe-love. . The team is like the body of a oversized expired clown sprawled out the door of a tiny wrecked car: arresting, bizarre, but weirdly entertaining and absolutely riveting. Somebody - hear me - is going to make the Jets (without the Sharks) into a Broadway show.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:12 AM ET  09.06 by All about the Apple

Who wants to talk about these two clowns................It already pains me to congrat Otis on the Boys victory over the Blue baby. Now New York have to be further embarrassed by these clowns crosstown. Sanchise, Tebrow, Rex and the funky bunch.

everyone enjoys a circus. bring T.O. in to be the popcorn vendor.

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 09:14 AM ET  09.06 by George W. Watson

Somebody - hear me - is going to make the Jets (without the Sharks) into a Broadway show

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way,
From your first Wildcat set to your last broken play,
When you're a Jet you've got no number one,
So you'll lose all your bets and we'll all watch the fun,

You're always alone,
Your passing's not connected,
You'd better stay home,
When blitzing is expected,
He's not protected!

You bet your ass with a capital J,
'Till you lie on the grass and they cart you away,
You'll get the can, when you hear it you'll know,
When the folks in the stands are all screaming "Tee-bow!"

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 09:14 AM ET  09.06 by George W. Watson

"Wow, how did this happen?" It does boggle the mind, Mark, until you think of GM Peter Peachfuzz and Captain Toe-love. . The team is like the body of a oversized expired clown sprawled out the door of a tiny wrecked car: arresting, bizarre, but weirdly entertaining and absolutely riveting. Somebody - hear me - is going to make the Jets (without the Sharks) into a Broadway show.

The Sanchez character's mournful ballad, alone, single spotlight, center stage, will be: "Wow, how did this happen ... to me?"

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 09:27 AM ET  09.06 by Debbie Does

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way,From your first Wildcat set to your last broken play,When you're a Jet you've got no number one,So you'll lose all your bets and we'll all watch the fun,You're always alone,Your passing's not connected,You'd better stay home,When blitzing is expected,He's not protected!You bet your ass with a capital J,'Till you lie on the grass and they cart you away,You'll get the can, when you hear it you'll know,When the folks in the stands are all screaming "Tee-bow!"

This is great. Opening number, I say.

how long you think before FN posts the story that matches the headline?

Uh...the text matches the by-line and pic....wow. HELLO.....Editors?

Well if Sanchez was rattled by Tebow's signing, wait until he learns of this scew-up. Poor kid will probably miss half the season in self-esteem therapy.

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 09:07 AM ET  09.06 by TxHeat

yes...the clock is ticking because someone is going to say..........................

The Jets SUCK!!!

Sanchez was afraid Tebow was going to steal his rattle?

Sanchez is doing well in the dating department though. Geez, he may be headed toward the Jeter hall of fame.

Santonio ....still trying to be the glue, that holds his team together.