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NHLers booted by figure skating coach

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08:17 AM ET 09.26 | You just don't mess with "Coach Marla" and her icetime. That's what 40 locked-out NHLers discovered Tuesday morning at the St. Louis Park Rec Center. The no-nonsense, red-headed figure-skating instructor marched straight out to center-ice during a scrimmage and kicked the players off. "It was impressive," locked-out Wild veteran Matt Cullen said, laughing. ... When the ice [on one rink] got chewed up, the players stepped off and walked to the next sheet over to continue. That's when Coach Marla "waltzed straight out to the middle of the ice and told us all to get off," [Justin Falk], the locked-out Wild defenseman, said, laughing. "We have a tough enough time getting on the ice as it is, let alone having a figure skater kick us off."

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Matt Cullen, Icon Sports Matt Cullen, Icon Sports
September 26, 2012  08:53 AM ET

WGAF!!!

September 26, 2012  08:57 AM ET

Perhaps she could coach the Wild's defense?

September 26, 2012  09:07 AM ET

NHLers booted by figure skating coach


Were the Sedins caught staring at Johnny Weir again?

September 26, 2012  09:18 AM ET

NHLers booted by figure skating coach

Does that make her a salchow?

September 26, 2012  09:22 AM ET

ha ha ha...what a fun story, those wacky hockey players....maybe they'll make a movie out of it....ha ha ha

September 26, 2012  10:02 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

ha ha ha...what a fun story, those wacky hockey players....maybe they'll make a movie out of it....ha ha ha

We will hold you responsible when CBC inflicts that very movie on Canadians !!!

September 26, 2012  10:18 AM ET

Two groups of people you never mess with. Jesuit Nuns and figure skating coaches.

September 26, 2012  10:21 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

We will hold you responsible when CBC inflicts that very movie on Canadians !!!

Starring Elvis Stojko and Tonya Harding 9she needs the work)

September 26, 2012  10:23 AM ET

A sign of things to come for fans of the Wild!

September 26, 2012  10:24 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

We will hold you responsible when CBC inflicts that very movie on Canadians !!!

They could air it on Saturdays at 7 pm EST and nobody would notice.

September 26, 2012  10:25 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Starring Elvis Stojko and Tonya Harding 9she needs the work)

Being the CBC, they would have Brian Orser and Scotty Hamilton starring...

September 26, 2012  10:25 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Starring Elvis Stojko and Tonya Harding (she needs the work)

Go figure.

September 26, 2012  10:27 AM ET
QUOTE(#10):

They could air it on Saturdays at 7 pm EST and nobody would notice.

Nice filler for the Toronto 67s...

September 26, 2012  10:29 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

Being the CBC, they would have Brian Orser and Scotty Hamilton starring...

And PM as the wacky neighbour.....

September 26, 2012  10:29 AM ET
QUOTE(#11):

Being the CBC, they would have Brian Orser and Scotty Hamilton starring...

And PM as the wacky neighbour.....

September 26, 2012  11:04 AM ET
QUOTE(#15):

And PM as the wacky neighbour.....

Lord Irk as the funny tipsy rink owner

September 26, 2012  11:09 AM ET

I guess we'll hear next as Richard Simmons starts screaming at them.

September 26, 2012  11:59 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

Starring Elvis Stojko and Tonya Harding 9she needs the work)

I bet Tonya could take Stojko best 2 out of 3 falls ! Tonya is a mean little Dude!

September 26, 2012  12:02 PM ET

I bet Tonya could take Stojko best 2 out of 3 falls ! Tonya is a mean little Dude!

 
September 26, 2012  12:15 PM ET

So the rink the players were on, the ice got "chewed up"....so they went to the other rink, which I'm sure the figure skating coach's group also paid for their own ice time. Did the rink not have a zamboni handy? You'd imagine the players would think of this themselves.....

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