'Full-figured' players pan new unis

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:07 AM ET  10.03 by Eli's Revenge III

Full Figured?

Go figure.

QUOTE(#2):

Originally posted 08:10 AM ET  10.03 by Debbie Does

Go figure.

calling Victoria's Secret!

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 08:07 AM ET  10.03 by Eli's Revenge III

Full Figured?

Politically correct term for FAT!!

They probably charge the same for each uniform, regardless of size. So, of course they hate suiting up the big guys.

They need to charge the NFL by the square yard. It would be a great Boone to the athletic wear industry.

And think of how much the LFL could save by making the uniforms smaller and tighter. The only football in America where less coverage is better.

switch to black since it's supposedly 'more slimming'.

You are a very large man, playing a game, and making a pile of cash. Who cares what you look like?

umm,....i'm still waiting to see a ((bulge))......!

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 08:30 AM ET  10.03 by {+}MOTHER-MARGE{+}

umm,....i'm still waiting to see a ((bulge))......!

umm...that's because you have little joey at home...!

Uuughh.. You're over 300 lbs. Sorry dude, you're fat. You're strong and could whip me in a 40 yard dash, but still...

QUOTE(#9):

Originally posted 08:30 AM ET  10.03 by {+}MOTHER-MARGE{+}

umm,....i'm still waiting to see a ((bulge))......!

Hmmmmm....does Nike even make a codpiece? Perhaps there's an untapped market.

Not fat, just fluffy.

I hate them. They are built for thin guys," said Alex Boone, a 300-pound starting guard for the San Francisco 49ers. "It makes me look like I have big old love handles." ..as he devours 5 Wendy's triple Bacon cheeseburgers....

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 08:30 AM ET  10.03 by Bandbum003

You are a very large man, playing a game, and making a pile of cash. Who cares what you look like?

Exactly! You could trot me out in a pink uni and skirt but if you pay me what these guys make I would be totally fine with it.

10LBS of bologna in a 5LB bag........:)

Your not Fat, Your Pants are Too Small, kinda like your thoughts!

When you play for the Niners, what else do you have to complain about? The offense is firing on all cylinders, the defense just pitched a shutout and the coach has everyone fired up in a positive way. You're paid big money to play a game in a really beautiful city, too.

Lay off the Rice-a-Roni.

Well, maybe Nike should outfit the cheerleaders next.

QUOTE(#16):

Originally posted 08:53 AM ET  10.03 by Sgt. Schultz

10LBS of bologna in a 5LB bag........:)

doesn't take long for that to stink!