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05:31 PM ET 10.06 | One of my favorite activity books as a child was the "Where's Waldo" series. For those not familiar with the series, it was a picture book with a bunch of chaotic scenes, and within each different scene there was a hidden figure, Waldo, that you had to spot within all the wackiness. The Cowboys have their own version called "Where's Witten," referring to the Cowboys tight end. Until last week against Chicago, Witten had been basically nonexistent in the 2012 season. Witten has been a perennial Pro Bowler, and it was odd to see him putting up such pedestrian numbers in the early part of this season. If the Cowboys want to turn their season around, they better use their the upcoming bye week to figure out how to get Witten involved in the offense for the big plays Cowboys fans are accustomed to seeing.

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Jason Witten, Getty Images/Ronald Martinez Jason Witten, Getty Images/Ronald Martinez
October 6, 2012  11:20 PM ET

Should have kept that other tight end and let Romo's BFF@TE go before he starts to decline IMO.

October 6, 2012  11:21 PM ET

GO DUCK NATION!

October 6, 2012  11:31 PM ET

Go Eagles! Where's Waldo..........please! News upgrade on three.....

October 6, 2012  11:32 PM ET

Why do we have a new thread at this hour.

October 6, 2012  11:33 PM ET
QUOTE(#4):

Why do we have a new thread at this hour.

My twins are asking!!!!

October 7, 2012  05:21 AM ET

"Where's Witten?"
What are you effing kidding? He's slowly trying to work his way back from a lacerated spleen. Is the author the only idiot on the planet who doesn't know this or is it just bash Cowboys week (again)?

October 7, 2012  06:37 AM ET

Where's Waldo

October 7, 2012  06:38 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

"Where's Witten?" What are you effing kidding? He's slowly trying to work his way back from a lacerated spleen. Is the author the only idiot on the planet who doesn't know this or is it just bash Cowboys week (again)?

Isn't it always bash Cowboys week???

October 7, 2012  06:39 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Where's Waldo

Okay so the writer of this story is what 4

October 7, 2012  07:59 AM ET

Where's Romo?

October 7, 2012  08:41 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Where's Waldo

Here he is ^^^^^^^ ;-)

October 7, 2012  09:22 AM ET

Where's Witten?

He's off this week.


Stupid effin' thread...

October 7, 2012  09:30 AM ET

Where's compelling sports journalism?

October 7, 2012  09:44 AM ET
QUOTE(#14):

Where's compelling sports journalism?

Not here.

Of course, we haven't had our weekly Star Tribune contribution in quite some time so I suppose I shouldn't be quick to judge.

October 7, 2012  09:52 AM ET
QUOTE(#15):

Not here. Of course, we haven't had our weekly Star Tribune contribution in quite some time so I suppose I shouldn't be quick to judge.

Could be worse. They could give us a steady diet of wannabe sports journalism from The Bleacher Report. Mornin', Otis. Sorry about your Rangers. I have a feeling the one game playoff idea is going down in a hail of rotten tomatoes.

October 7, 2012  10:17 AM ET
QUOTE(#16):

Sorry about your Rangers. I have a feeling the one game playoff idea is going down in a hail of rotten tomatoes.

No one to blame but themselves, Deej. They fell flat on their faces down the stretch and the game was a microcosm of their last two weeks.

Still... It's been a nice run. Now it's time to get the kids in there and start another one.

October 7, 2012  10:20 AM ET
QUOTE(#16):

Could be worse. They could give us a steady diet of wannabe sports journalism from The Bleacher Report. Mornin', Otis. Sorry about your Rangers. I have a feeling the one game playoff idea is going down in a hail of rotten tomatoes.

Sadly, IMO, it is here to stay. Lousy idea from the beginning driven only by $ to increase regular season attendance.

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October 7, 2012  11:39 AM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Sadly, IMO, it is here to stay. Lousy idea from the beginning driven only by $ to increase regular season attendance.

wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a best of three

 
October 7, 2012  11:40 AM ET
QUOTE(#16):

Could be worse. They could give us a steady diet of wannabe sports journalism from The Bleacher Report. Mornin', Otis. Sorry about your Rangers. I have a feeling the one game playoff idea is going down in a hail of rotten tomatoes.

How can you diss bleacher report they have a power ranking of the top 100 NFL cheerleaders now that's journalism

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