'Next Crosby' takes OHL by storm at 15

By my estimations, the Leafs should still be finishing in the gutter and Brian Burke will be gone by 2015, so maybe??

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Originally posted 08:36 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

By my estimations, the Leafs should still be finishing in the gutter and Brian Burke will be gone by 2015, so maybe??

Finally we agree on something about the Leafs Danny.

I hope he has Crosby's humble view of himself. Sounds like he'll be an All Star.

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Originally posted 08:42 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

Finally we agree on something about the Leafs Danny.

Well it's happened before. We both think they get way too much HNIC time, you because you despise watching them every weekend, me because after the first month of play it's akin to watching a drowning seal get clubbed while being doused with gasoline with a lit cigarette in it's mouth while an angry red fat man pours the rest of his Wild Turkey down it's throat and laughs deeply the words "Truculence MUAHHAHAHA".

(You think this is bad, you should see my nightmares DURING the season...)

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Originally posted 08:52 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

Well it's happened before. We both think they get way too much HNIC time, you because you despise watching them every weekend, me because after the first month of play it's akin to watching a drowning seal get clubbed while being doused with gasoline with a lit cigarette in it's mouth while an angry red fat man pours the rest of his Wild Turkey down it's throat and laughs deeply the words "Truculence MUAHHAHAHA".

(You think this is bad, you should see my nightmares DURING the season...)

LMFAO - You're on a roll today my friend.

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Originally posted 08:42 AM ET  10.17 by Slapshot

I hope he has Crosby's humble view of himself. Sounds like he'll be an All Star.

But Phantom wants to know if he sucks.

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Originally posted 08:52 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

Well it's happened before. We both think they get way too much HNIC time, you because you despise watching them every weekend, me because after the first month of play it's akin to watching a drowning seal get clubbed while being doused with gasoline with a lit cigarette in it's mouth while an angry red fat man pours the rest of his Wild Turkey down it's throat and laughs deeply the words "Truculence MUAHHAHAHA".(You think this is bad, you should see my nightmares DURING the season...)

You ever think of writing screenplays? I think I'm beginning to feel your pain.:)

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Originally posted 08:54 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

LMFAO - You're on a roll today my friend.

What can I say, this is what wakes me up in the morning.

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Originally posted 08:57 AM ET  10.17 by Slapshot

You ever think of writing screenplays? I think I'm beginning to feel your pain.:)

How about a rom-com about a Cubs fan who falls for a hapless Leafs fan? Crying and the destruction of furniture ensues.

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Originally posted 09:01 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

How about a rom-com about a Cubs fan who falls for a hapless Leafs fan? Crying and the destruction of furniture ensues.

God I hope no CBC executive reads this.

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Originally posted 08:58 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

What can I say, this is what wakes me up in the morning.

I wouldn't sleep. ;-)

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Originally posted 09:01 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

How about a rom-com about a Cubs fan who falls for a hapless Leafs fan? Crying and the destruction of furniture ensues.

Sure to be up for an Academy award. You may have missed your calling. Years from now I can say "I knew that guy when he was a Leaf's fan. And now he's a world famous director, and rich too." I'm serious, go for it. (You can cast that guy Bettman Sucks Eh? as the evil villain. Not much of a stretch there. :))

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Originally posted 08:52 AM ET  10.17 by dannylimes

Well it's happened before. We both think they get way too much HNIC time, you because you despise watching them every weekend, me because after the first month of play it's akin to watching a drowning seal get clubbed while being doused with gasoline with a lit cigarette in it's mouth while an angry red fat man pours the rest of his Wild Turkey down it's throat and laughs deeply the words "Truculence MUAHHAHAHA".(You think this is bad, you should see my nightmares DURING the season...)

Who, having Ballard flashbacks.

Honestly, pity us Leafs fans. We have suffered through both Ballard AND the current regime. That is decades of frustration

"He looks like he's got it all," Crosby said. "When I watched him play, he reminded me of myself." ..

I guess he was out the day humility was taught?

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Originally posted 09:08 AM ET  10.17 by Slapshot

Sure to be up for an Academy award. You may have missed your calling. Years from now I can say "I knew that guy when he was a Leaf's fan. And now he's a world famous director, and rich too." I'm serious, go for it. (You can cast that guy Bettman Sucks Eh? as the evil villain. Not much of a stretch there. :))

Hey, I've always seen myself as the sensitive, benevolent neighbour.

(I made myself laugh.)

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Originally posted 09:28 AM ET  10.17 by Spiny Norman

"He looks like he's got it all," Crosby said. "When I watched him play, he reminded me of myself." ..I guess he was out the day humility was taught?

Yeah, I caught that too. Sidney Crosby = Captain Humble

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Originally posted 08:55 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

But Phantom wants to know if he sucks.

That is way too personal, and I couldn't care less ;)

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Originally posted 09:34 AM ET  10.17 by Nobody expects Phantomphan MMT

That is way too personal, and I couldn't care less ;)

But Philly should be ready to chant "McDavid Sucks" if he goes to the Pens.

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Originally posted 09:39 AM ET  10.17 by Canuck eh?

But Philly should be ready to chant "McDavid Sucks" if he goes to the Pens.

Bettman shouldnt be around by then to rig another draft for Pittsburgh though

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Originally posted 09:23 AM ET  10.17 by BGDave

Who, having Ballard flashbacks.Honestly, pity us Leafs fans. We have suffered through both Ballard AND the current regime. That is decades of frustration

The sad part? I was only alive for a few of the Ballard years, but after a couple of years of not making the playoffs I would read about them and breathe easier knowing how much worse the fans had it back then.

I don't breathe easy anymore.