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Brooklyn Nets mascot shares name of porn star
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04:35 AM ET 11.06 | The Brooklyn Nets debuted their brand new mascot recently, and although it really underwhelmed and overdid it when it came to presentation, a Google search of the mascot's name may turn up some very telling information about why the mascot is so frontal with presentation. Brooklyn named their new mascot Brooklyn Knight, which is essentially a dude dressed in all black who looks like he was kicked out of the Oakland Raiders' Black Hole for having too tame and lame of a costume. But the Nets may have a bigger issue on their hands other than the lameness of their new hype man. Brooklyn Knight, when spelled the way the Nets spell it, is absolutely fine. Google Brooklyn Night, and ladies and gentlemen, we have ourselves a porn star. If you want to sell out games in Brooklyn, the Nets need a mascot switch.
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I'll bet the ladies cant wait till they have a "Brooklyn Nights" Bobblehead night... a schhhllloonngg on a spring
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vote!!
CREEPY FACE !!
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Knicks!! Nets!
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4 more years!!!
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Fans Need To Bring Plenty Of Tissues, Bros?
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