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08:02 AM ET 11.27 | Jerry Jones has no interest in stepping down as The Man in Dallas. So a Georgia man decided to see if the President of the United States could do something about it. In the petitions section of the White House website, one was created for President Barack Obama to have Jones removed from his control of the Cowboys. It reads: "We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch's immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress."

The Dallas Morning News

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November 27, 2012  08:05 AM ET

I think they got that backwards. I'd support it then.

November 27, 2012  08:05 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Obama doesn't know football!

Neither does Jerry!!!

November 27, 2012  08:05 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Obama doesn't know football!

Or a lot of other things that really matter.

November 27, 2012  08:06 AM ET

Jerry Jones doesn't take orders from the Left

November 27, 2012  08:09 AM ET

I suppose we could exhume the carcass of Bum Bright to take his place...

November 27, 2012  08:09 AM ET

Who are these idiots?

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November 27, 2012  08:13 AM ET
QUOTE(#9):

Doesn't need to. He's symbolic

It's spelled "shambolic".

November 27, 2012  08:15 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

Who are these idiots?

Man... that election effed up a whole bunch of people.

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November 27, 2012  08:21 AM ET

Funny, but I think Jerry is currently in the process of removing Obama

November 27, 2012  08:22 AM ET

Just have your new leader take care of it after you secede

November 27, 2012  08:25 AM ET

That's just too funny.

November 27, 2012  08:32 AM ET

Maybe Jerry could be the Secretary of Something Useless. Plenty of less visible jobs than GM of the Cowboys in government where he could do less harm.

November 27, 2012  08:33 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Obama doesn't know football!

He promises much and delivers little. Two peas in a pod.

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November 27, 2012  08:35 AM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Probably the same people that believe government should fix every other aspect of their pathetic lives, while standing in line to get their Obamaphones and rely on Obamacare.

I weep for this country....

 
November 27, 2012  08:36 AM ET
QUOTE(#17):

He promises much and delivers little. Two peas in a pod.

But boy he looks good on Leno!!

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