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Brandon Spikes tweeted he left cocaine, booze for Santa
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10:28 PM ET 12.28 | 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Brandon Spikes' house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse - because he gave them all coke and booze. Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes is known to have a wild sense of humor, and he displayed that on Twitter the night before Christmas. The status quo for Santa Claus is to give him a plate of cookies and a glass of milk. But not Brandon Spikes. When Santa Claus comes to drop off presents at his house, he wants to get the big man loaded. He's got a point, when you think about it. Cookies and milk go straight to your ass and weigh you down. Coke and Jack get you wired for a night of delivering presents. Some people called Spikes out, saying children follow him on Twitter, but the man is standing by his joke and refusing to delete it.
Brandon Spikes, AP Photo/Kevin Terrell
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Yeah man, 'cause everybody knows there ain't nothing funnier than cocaine and alcohol!? Right? Ummmm, ok, B.Spikes tried to "crack" a joke, now that IS funny
CHUCKSTRONG
Mechanicville , NY
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BS is one stupid MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICEMAN!
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If he gave them coke and booze ALL the creatures would be stirring.
DJ Johnson
Twin Peaks, WA
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What a dumbass.
williewilliejuan
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Jack and coke stupid not Jack and cocaine
Swamp Dragon
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What's the difference between a Crackhead and a drunk stealing your wallet???
Swamp Dragon
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The crackhead will help you look for it
Swamp Dragon
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what you aren't old enough to drink Jack and coke
Swamp Dragon
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No, we are to intelligent to touch a subject like this during winter holidays. If Spikes still believes in his write to make this bad joke, then he should have made it during traing camp.
PatriotGnome
Pelham , NH
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No, we are to intelligent to touch a subject like this during winter holidays. If Spikes still believes in his right to make this bad joke, then he should have made it during traing camp.
PatriotGnome
Pelham , NH
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It's a joke people, not a great one but I've heard worse. Buy a sense of humour people. Jeeze.
SteveDallas
Amarillo, TX
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Coach B will be real pleased i am sure
Harry Crack
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I wonder how far behind will be the "random" drug test?
UtahFriday
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Of course if he replaced the Jack with Bookers Santa might leave you something really nice. That Jack's only going to get you a stocking filled with charcoal.
SteveDallas
Amarillo, TX
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Ah yes. Athletes and Twitter... the gift that keeps on giving (unfortunately, there are no returns).
Melman
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"Brandon Spikes tweeted he left cocaine, booze for Santa"
And we should be surprised by this because .....?
This is the NFL, y' know!
roamer
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