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Brandon Spikes tweeted he left cocaine, booze for Santa

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10:28 PM ET 12.28 | 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Brandon Spikes' house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse - because he gave them all coke and booze. Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes is known to have a wild sense of humor, and he displayed that on Twitter the night before Christmas. The status quo for Santa Claus is to give him a plate of cookies and a glass of milk. But not Brandon Spikes. When Santa Claus comes to drop off presents at his house, he wants to get the big man loaded. He's got a point, when you think about it. Cookies and milk go straight to your ass and weigh you down. Coke and Jack get you wired for a night of delivering presents. Some people called Spikes out, saying children follow him on Twitter, but the man is standing by his joke and refusing to delete it.

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December 28, 2012  11:41 PM ET

Yeah man, 'cause everybody knows there ain't nothing funnier than cocaine and alcohol!? Right? Ummmm, ok, B.Spikes tried to "crack" a joke, now that IS funny

December 28, 2012  11:48 PM ET

BS is one stupid MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 29, 2012  12:40 AM ET

If he gave them coke and booze ALL the creatures would be stirring.

December 29, 2012  12:42 AM ET

What a dumbass.

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December 29, 2012  02:10 AM ET

Jack and coke stupid not Jack and cocaine

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December 29, 2012  03:14 AM ET
QUOTE(#3):

If he gave them coke and booze ALL the creatures would be stirring.

What's the difference between a Crackhead and a drunk stealing your wallet???

December 29, 2012  03:14 AM ET
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What's the difference between a Crackhead and a drunk stealing your wallet???

The crackhead will help you look for it

December 29, 2012  03:20 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

So far one of the worst posts ever.

what you aren't old enough to drink Jack and coke

December 29, 2012  06:30 AM ET

No, we are to intelligent to touch a subject like this during winter holidays. If Spikes still believes in his write to make this bad joke, then he should have made it during traing camp.

December 29, 2012  06:33 AM ET

No, we are to intelligent to touch a subject like this during winter holidays. If Spikes still believes in his right to make this bad joke, then he should have made it during traing camp.

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December 29, 2012  08:57 AM ET

It's a joke people, not a great one but I've heard worse. Buy a sense of humour people. Jeeze.

December 29, 2012  09:01 AM ET

Coach B will be real pleased i am sure

December 29, 2012  09:02 AM ET

I wonder how far behind will be the "random" drug test?

December 29, 2012  09:04 AM ET

Of course if he replaced the Jack with Bookers Santa might leave you something really nice. That Jack's only going to get you a stocking filled with charcoal.

December 29, 2012  09:31 AM ET

Ah yes. Athletes and Twitter... the gift that keeps on giving (unfortunately, there are no returns).

 
December 29, 2012  10:20 AM ET

"Brandon Spikes tweeted he left cocaine, booze for Santa"

And we should be surprised by this because .....?

This is the NFL, y' know!

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