Mangino hospitalized for tests
Posted: Tuesday January 29, 2008 09:35AM ET
Kansas coach Mark Mangino underwent tests at Lawrence Memorial Hospital for undisclosed reasons. "I underwent some tests for the past couple of days at Lawrence Memorial Hospital," Mangino said through a statement released by the athletic department. "These are tests that I had put off until the end of the season. The tests have been completed. I'm fine, and I'll be back in the office and recruiting starting tomorrow."
Mark Mangino, AP
Comments (25)
The tests results prove what the doctors already know: that Mangino doesn't exercise enough!
Sexton | 01/29/08, 09:39 AM
Report Offensive CommentYeah, I can diagnose about six health problems from that picture alone.
Yankee64 | 01/29/08, 09:41 AM
Report Offensive CommentYankee64:
That one rocked!
THE TRUTH | 01/29/08, 09:44 AM
Report Offensive CommentI mean, when you work up a sweat SITTING you need to do some effin crunches!
THE TRUTH | 01/29/08, 09:45 AM
Report Offensive Commenthow 'bout this classic..
I think I know where they hid Jimmy Hoffa....
xxx84xxx | 01/29/08, 09:56 AM
Report Offensive Comment"The tests have been completed. I'm fine, and I'll be back in the office and recruiting starting tomorrow."
Denial, Mark, denial. You gotta shed some, my friend.
George W. Watson | 01/29/08, 10:02 AM
Report Offensive CommentTests? What tests? I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure the only test I'd need to diagnose Mr. Mangino's problem would be opening my freakin' eyes!
eyesWIDEopen | 01/29/08, 10:47 AM
Report Offensive Comment"Mr. Mangino...this is the police...we have you partially surrounded...get off the cheeseburger!"
eyesWIDEopen | 01/29/08, 10:50 AM
Report Offensive CommentI bet when Mark finds out that bust of Bear Bryant is NOT chocoloate he'll lose that grin!
THE TRUTH | 01/29/08, 11:01 AM
Report Offensive CommentHe has a tire lodged in his throat.
Turn your head and coiff | 01/29/08, 11:04 AM
Report Offensive CommentA tire that's attached to a winnebago
THE TRUTH | 01/29/08, 11:26 AM
Report Offensive CommentLMAO! At first reading the story about Mangino, I didn't think anyone was going to joke on his condition because the story IS about his weight. OH WELL, guess I was wrong.
D. SLIQ | 01/29/08, 12:15 PM
Report Offensive CommentMakes Charlie Weiss look in good shape.
BTD20 | 01/29/08, 12:22 PM
Report Offensive CommentI agree with BTD20. If you want to look smaller, marry Mangino and walk around with him. You will look like a frickin model.
Seriously. He has to lose weight. He's going to dig himself into an early grave.
IrishR#1 | 01/29/08, 01:32 PM
Report Offensive CommentI heard the Kansas boosters offered him a bonus to lose weight, because they're concerned about his LT health, but he declined.
SoonerGirl | 01/29/08, 01:40 PM
Report Offensive CommentIrish, he's digging it already . . . with his teeth.
localboy54 | 01/29/08, 01:42 PM
Report Offensive Commenthe actually has a go-tee but his cheeks and chins swallowed te rest of it.....
xxx84xxx | 01/29/08, 02:09 PM
Report Offensive CommentLMAO! At first reading the story about Mangino, I didn't think anyone was going to joke on his condition because the story IS about his weight. OH WELL, guess I was wrong.
D. SLIQ | 01/29/08, 12:15 PM
Never underestimate the callousness of Fan Nation. It's a tough crowd that does not suffer fools or fattys.
eyesWIDEopen | 01/29/08, 02:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentIf there's a hell I'm headed there, laughing uncontrollably at the comments above here. Holy crap. It's so wrong and I have no problem with Mangino, but here today we have some of the funniest comments in fannation history. THE TRUTH, I will be laughing heavily in my sleep tonight because of you...
EastCoastKeith | 01/29/08, 04:15 PM
Report Offensive CommentThis is too easy.
I'll pass from making comment on this.
J. HOVA: CATCH A FIRE | 01/29/08, 04:23 PM
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