Adam Henrique to make season debut for Devils

Originally projected to return in February, Henrique's early return will be a welcome boost for the Devils.

Early return? It's the 31st of jan. They speculation was for Februray....which starts.....TOMORROW

Henrique had missed the start of the season due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament in his left hand

Take away his subscrition to Hustler.

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Originally posted 11:34 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

Originally projected to return in February, Henrique's early return will be a welcome boost for the Devils.Early return? It's the 31st of jan. They speculation was for February....which starts.....TOMORROW

The only calendars they have in New Jersey are Maria.

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Originally posted 11:36 AM ET  01.31 by Canuck eh?

The only calendars they have in New Jersey are Maria.

I thought that was the wind....or at least what the called it....

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Originally posted 11:35 AM ET  01.31 by Canuck eh?

Henrique had missed the start of the season due to a torn ulnar collateral ligament in his left handTake away his subscrition to Hustler.

many years ago when Steve Martin was doing stand up (and was still funny) he said:
I am so mad at Farrah Fawcett....she hasn't returned my calls, and after all those nights holding up her poster with one hand!!!

Judging by Henrique's picture, he better tone down that goal scoring celebration cuz the rest of the NHL's not going to like it!

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Originally posted 11:42 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

many years ago when Steve Martin was doing stand up (and was still funny) he said:I am so mad at Farrah Fawcett....she hasn't returned my calls, and after all those nights holding up her poster with one hand!!!

" I'm so mad at my Mother!!"

Are they really gonna get a "welcome boost" from a 4th line centre ? Those 12 minutes of ice time must really be good ones?

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Originally posted 11:48 AM ET  01.31 by Harry Crack

" I'm so mad at my Mother!!"

those 2 albums were brilliant

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Originally posted 11:34 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

Originally projected to return in February, Henrique's early return will be a welcome boost for the Devils.Early return? It's the 31st of jan. They speculation was for Februray....which starts.....TOMORROW

LMFAO!!! nicely done as usuasl Canuck!

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Originally posted 11:53 AM ET  01.31 by kingeraaa

LMFAO!!! nicely done as usuasl Canuck!

I think you have your names confused.

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Originally posted 11:42 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

many years ago when Steve Martin was doing stand up (and was still funny) he said:I am so mad at Farrah Fawcett....she hasn't returned my calls, and after all those nights holding up her poster with one hand!!!

Loved the scene in 'Me, myself, and Irene' when Ren??e Zellweger walks in on Jim Carrey with his pic of her, lotion and tissue. Anna Kournikova had a small part in that.

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Originally posted 12:00 PM ET  01.31 by shiprock

Loved the scene in 'Me, myself, and Irene' when Ren??e Zellweger walks in on Jim Carrey with his pic of her, lotion and tissue. Anna Kournikova had a small part in that.

Ren??e= Renee without the accent mark.

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Originally posted 11:51 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

those 2 albums were brilliant

I watch "The Jerk" about every two years or so and laugh my Bettman off every time. Pizza in a cup , my special purpose , hitch hiking 6 feet down the road after waiting all day...love that movie

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Originally posted 11:46 AM ET  01.31 by Golden Bay

Judging by Henrique's picture, he better tone down that goal scoring celebration cuz the rest of the NHL's not going to like it!

Especially if they're playing the Yotes.

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Originally posted 11:56 AM ET  01.31 by dannylimes

I think you have your names confused.

that's fine, I'm flattered. there are worse names from these boards he could have called me

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Originally posted 11:42 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

many years ago when Steve Martin was doing stand up (and was still funny) he said:I am so mad at Farrah Fawcett....she hasn't returned my calls, and after all those nights holding up her poster with one hand!!!

LOL
My fav Martin quote..."just sitting here doing rude things to my cat with a fork".....that could have been used in the dog vs cat contest yesterday LOL

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Originally posted 12:01 PM ET  01.31 by shiprock

Ren??e= Renee without the accent mark.

if you use the extra "e', usually don't need the accent

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Originally posted 12:29 PM ET  01.31 by LittleE~BigMT fan

LOLMy fav Martin quote..."just sitting here doing rude things to my cat with a fork".....that could have been used in the dog vs cat contest yesterday LOL

I rememeber seeing the first time he did King Tut on SNL (back when THAT was also still funny)
no one had ever heard it before...we we rolling on the floor laughing, especially when the guy popped out of the sarcophogas (sp?) to do the sax solo

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Originally posted 11:34 AM ET  01.31 by Spiny Norman

Originally projected to return in February, Henrique's early return will be a welcome boost for the Devils.Early return? It's the 31st of jan. They speculation was for Februray....which starts.....TOMORROW

Now don't pick nits, technically they are correct and for a twitter feed, it's probably the best they could do in 140 characters.