Alabama will soon open $9M weight room

OK...I'll go ahead and say it...
The new set of dumbbells won't arrive until the 2013 recruiting class arrives for summer practices.

"Alabama is still waiting for the new set of dumbbells"...Nah... it's too easy...

Heh heh, you guys!

A sign on the wall says "Sweat is just fat crying!" Deadspin has been freaking out over that one, lol.

George and Gracy Burns are turning over in their graves with this one.......way toooo easy....zingers are just on the tip of their tongue......

Geeez. Can't these guys already just rip trees out of the ground? Oh wait. We know they can bench press Manti Te'o (and his entire former team). That last game was delightful.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 09:42 AM ET  02.28 by Rscan1

Geeez. Can't these guys already just rip trees out of the ground? Oh wait. We know they can bench press Manti Te'o (and his entire former team). That last game was delightful.

And where were those wonderful Trojans on January 7th when ND was playing for the NC...oh yeah...now I remember...

Some of the dumbbells will be lifting cans of deer antler spray.

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Originally posted 10:05 AM ET  02.28 by Gariboy

And where were those wonderful Trojans on January 7th when ND was playing for the NC...oh yeah...now I remember...

I don't know, probably on the beach (with real girls). But where was your pope? At least our cardinal colored uniforms stand for something besides molesting.

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Originally posted 11:08 AM ET  02.28 by Rscan1

I don't know, probably on the beach (with real girls). But where was your pope? At least our cardinal colored uniforms stand for something besides molesting.

Man. You don't mess around. That was straight through the heart.

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Originally posted 10:58 AM ET  02.28 by sagecreek

Some of the dumbbells will be lifting cans of deer antler spray.

All we can get!

Yup, they got the speakers...the most important component in a strength training room.....

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 09:15 AM ET  02.28 by Joe Mammy

OK...I'll go ahead and say it...The new set of dumbbells won't arrive until the 2013 recruiting class arrives for summer practices.

Ha!

Because the alabama players need to beef up more before they go out for a night of aggravated assaults.

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Originally posted 12:40 PM ET  02.28 by smart alec

Because the alabama players need to beef up more before they go out for a night of aggravated assaults.

Watch out! Theyy'll knock you on the haid and take what pitiful amount of money yer got in yer pocketeses.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 01:24 PM ET  02.28 by Joe Kidd #1

Watch out! Theyy'll knock you on the haid and take what pitiful amount of money yer got in yer pocketeses.

And takes your credit cards and buys us some snacks from the vending machines.

QUOTE(#14):

Originally posted 01:24 PM ET  02.28 by Joe Kidd #1

Watch out! Theyy'll knock you on the haid and take what pitiful amount of money yer got in yer pocketeses.

I would need to work out to be able to walk around with the weight of all those rings on my fingers.

QUOTE(#3):

Originally posted 09:19 AM ET  02.28 by Joe Kidd #1

A sign on the wall says "Sweat is just fat crying!"

Have you seen the inside, Joe?

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 11:08 AM ET  02.28 by Rscan1

I don't know, probably on the beach (with real girls). But where was your pope? At least our cardinal colored uniforms stand for something besides molesting.

Ignoramus, and a bigot!

Getting to look more and more like a professional program.
I thought this was an educational institution?

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Originally posted 04:15 PM ET  02.28 by Big Ol' Bammer

I would need to work out to be able to walk around with the weight of all those rings on my fingers.

Wow, you've played since 1961? Dang, you're spritely for a 68-70 year old, dog!