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06:05 PM ET 03.21 | The well-named Philander Moore will not be a fixture on college football sidelines any longer. Moore was dismissed from Ole Miss for a violation of team rules. A transfer from Blinn, Moore only caught four passes in eight games last season, totalling nine receptions overall in his career. He was likely to have trouble cracking the rotation with Laqun Treadwell (one of the best wide receivers of the 2013 recruiting class) heading to Oxford.

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March 21, 2013 06:08 PM ET

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This kid's parents must have hated him to give him a name like that.

Jesus H Manziel

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March 21, 2013 06:36 PM ET

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Philander was philandering?

Who can blame him for that?

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March 21, 2013 06:38 PM ET

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Another sad story of a kid not taking advantage of a golden opportunity of educating himself for the future, instead either will end up in prison, or pushing carts on a Walmart parking lot.

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March 21, 2013 11:56 PM ET

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Another sad story of a kid not taking advantage of a golden opportunity of educating himself for the future, instead either will end up in prison, or pushing carts on a Walmart parking lot.

Yeah, another story, about a SEC football player!!!! :-)

The Oldtimer

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March 22, 2013 07:43 AM ET

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Originally posted 11:56 PM ET 03.21 by The Oldtimer

Yeah, another story, about a SEC football player!!!! :-)

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

Tin Man

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March 22, 2013 08:22 AM ET

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Originally posted 07:43 AM ET 03.22 by Tin Man

Bailiff, whack his pee pee!

No one one these boards is going to sign up for that duty.

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March 22, 2013 08:50 AM ET

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Originally posted 08:22 AM ET 03.22 by DearbornSparty

No one one these boards is going to sign up for that duty.

That's why the Bailiff gets the duty... It's a quote from an old comedy album.

Tin Man

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March 22, 2013 09:51 AM ET

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Originally posted 08:50 AM ET 03.22 by Tin Man

That's why the Bailiff gets the duty... It's a quote from an old comedy album.

Whose album? It doesn't ring any bells.

DearbornSparty

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March 22, 2013 10:34 AM ET

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Originally posted 09:51 AM ET 03.22 by DearbornSparty

Whose album? It doesn't ring any bells.

'A Child's Garden of Grass' 1971.

Tin Man

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March 22, 2013 10:39 AM ET

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Originally posted 09:51 AM ET 03.22 by DearbornSparty

Whose album? It doesn't ring any bells.

GoOgle results credit the saying, "Bailiff, whack his pee pee" to Rowan & Martin, who precede the comedy album.

Tin Man

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March 22, 2013 10:41 AM ET

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'A Child's Garden of Grass' 1971.

Thanks, uh, I don't remember much of the early seventies.

DearbornSparty

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March 22, 2013 10:58 AM ET

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Originally posted 10:41 AM ET 03.22 by DearbornSparty

Thanks, uh, I don't remember much of the early seventies.

LOL...testify brother, testify

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March 22, 2013 01:48 PM ET

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Originally posted 11:56 PM ET 03.21 by The Oldtimer

Yeah, another story, about a SEC football player!!!! :-)

People who live in glass houses..................

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March 22, 2013 02:59 PM ET

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Originally posted 10:41 AM ET 03.22 by DearbornSparty

Thanks, uh, I don't remember much of the early seventies.

Laugh In reruns are on TV. Iy you've got a turntable, you can acquire an LP of 'A Child's Garden of Grass' online, though, with the recent state laws, prices may be going up.